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- 294 VOTES. Life's A Garden. Video: YouTube. Joe Dirt: Life's a garden, dig it. 294 votes.
- 135 VOTES. You Like To See Homos Naked? Video: YouTube. Cajun Man: [Weird Cajun accent] Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: What? Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
- 223 VOTES. Snakes & Sparklers. Video: YouTube. Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis? Kicking Wing: No.
- 131 VOTES. Why Don't You Talk Into The Microphone? Photo: Columbia Pictures. Joe Dirt: [tapping his arms] You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone.
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1. “Life is too short to waste doing nothing. Make every day count, because we all don’t know when we will leave this world. Cherish every moment you have with loved ones and never regret anything in life, because everything happens for a reason. Look at every day and smile that God has kept you alive, ‘cause there’s nothing sweeter than life.” – J...
11. Robby: “Did I get you, Dirt?” Joe Dirt: “Nah, I’m cool.” Robby: “No you’re not.” 12. “I got the poo on me!” – Joe Dirt 13. “Things get the darkest before dawn.” – Joe Dirt 14. Joe Dirt: “If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” Jill: “Sure would. Do you want to go back to my place?” Joe Dirt: “Sure do.” 15. Jo...
21. “I’m not messin’ around! I hit it, and it goes bang. Alright? Now while I’m up here waiting you show me them boobies!” – Joe Dirt 22. “Well, I was born without the top of my skull, and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin’ and it was grossin’ everybody out, so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up, and then the bones grew together, a...
Joe Dirt’s central message is crystal clear: we must keep going. Despite the problems Joe encounters, he always finds ways to get through his situations. So, if he survived childhood abandonment, constant bullying, and many more, so can we. We should keep moving forward no matter how endless and complex the obstacles are. Yes, life is full of probl...
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Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever. Old Cajun Man: No no no no. Home is where you *make it*. Home, where you make it. Joe Dirt: Oh. Old Cajun Man: Ev'body know dat. Goddamn, boy. [He walks away] Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.
Feb 21, 2024 · “I got the poo on me!” – Joe Dirt. “Keep on, keepin’ on.” – Joe Dirt. “Why is that good?” – Kicking Wing. “Oh, it’s so flat!” – Railroad Boy. “That ****’ll buff out.” – Joe Dirt. “Life’s a garden, dig it.” – Joe Dirt. “Can I push him off of me?” – Joe Dirt.
- “You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.” – Joe.
- “You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?”
- “No, afraid not. That just a big ol’ frozen chunk of poopy.” – Meteor Bert.
- “I got the poo on me!” – Joe.
“- Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. - Zeke: That's it. You and me, let's go. - Joe Dirt: You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work. - Oil Rig Boss: Joe Dirt, your fired. Here's your week's pay. - Joe Dirt: Dang.”
Apr 15, 2024 · Cajun Man: “No, no, no. Home. It’s where you make it.” Joe Dirt: “Yeah, you like to see homos naked. That’s cool.” Cajun Man: “No! Home is where you make it!” Joe Dirt: “Oh.” Cajun Man: “Everybody knows that. God damn, boy.” Joe Dirt: “Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn’t help me.”” Joe Dirt Fireworks Quotes
