Apr 16, 2021 · The Best Short Jokes What are a shark's two most favorite words? Man overboard! If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge? Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Feb 02, 2022 · A Few Math jokes Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? She’s definitely plotting something. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common? Because they’ll never meet. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Because they’re never right.
Jan 07, 2022 · Just desserts At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” “Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I...
May 14, 2021 · 101 Clean Jokes 1. There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (… Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) 2. What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! 3. Did you...
Feb 21, 2022 · Funniest Short Jokes Ever A baby seal walks into a club. What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games. My grandad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame. hat do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
Sep 20, 2022 · Laugh more here: Funny Jokes for Child What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip! What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I’m dressing. What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water. What do you call a cold dog? A Chilli Dog.
Jul 27, 2022 · Others might even make you laugh so hard you cry, so don't say we didn't warn you. Many are one-liners so you can remember them to share and share again, and your kids can retell them to their friends too, maybe even years later. Now get ready to make some memories filled with laughter with these 70 hilariously funny jokes!