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Favorite this joke. Vote. This Joke Already Won! Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight." Doctor: "How come?" Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches." Vote: 44 votes. Rate: