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With the help of a talking freeway billboard, a wacky weatherman tries to win the heart of an English newspaper reporter, who is struggling to make sense of the strange world of early 1990s Los Angeles.
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Sharon: Whatever you do, don't get dumped in L.A. I mean, it's not like New York, where you can meet someone walking down the street. In L.A. you practically have to hit someone with your car. In fact, I know girls who speed just to meet cops.
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Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.[Admiring a painting] I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The wa...Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends?Sitting there at that moment I thought of something else Shakespeare said. He said, "Hey... life is pretty stupid; with lots of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much." Of course...I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.I've been thinking about myself and I think I can become the kind of person that's worth you staying for. First of all, I'm a man who can cry. Now it's true, it's usually when I've hurt myself, but...Harris: When I really analyze it, Trudi wasn't for me anyway. The only good times we had were having sex and laying in bed watching TV.Ariel: I hate to tell you this, Harris, but if you can find somebody you can have sex with and lie in bed and watch TV, you've really got something.Tom: I'll have a decaf coffee.Trudi: I'll have a decaf espresso.Morris: I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.Ted: Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.L.A. Story quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseL.A. Story at MojoL.A. Story at Rotten TomatoesWhy is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends? I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time. Collection of sourced quotations from L.A. Story (1991) by Steve Martin. Share with your friends the best quotes from L.A. Story.
View Quote [Admiring a painting] I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's holding her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away.
