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May 4, 2024 · 3. By the time you’re wise enough to watch your step, you’re too old to go anywhere. 4. A diplomatic man remembers his wife’s birthday but not her age. 5. Congratulations on being able to cough, fart, sneeze, and pee at the same time. 6. My doctor told me to start exercising so I joined aerobics for seniors.
Apr 22, 2024 · 95 votes. Larry Miller, as quoted in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes For All Occasions. 11. You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: stuff you pay good money for in later life. 123 votes.
Apr 18, 2024 · 2. Sage Wisdom (a wise old man) 3. Bruce Knees (an old basketball player) 4. Miles Ahead (an older musician) 5. Ben Aging (a comedian getting older) 6. Donald Wrinkle (an elderly politician) 7. Anne T. Cient (a scientist studying aging) 8. Philosopher Stone (an old philosopher) 9. Youthful Julie (an older woman who looks young) 10. Bill Ancient ...
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Apr 22, 2024 · Need more jokes? Check out the following resources for additional humor about turning 50 years old. What You Don't Know About Turning 50 - This book by P.D. Witte is filled with jokes about turning 50 that are compiled into a funny quiz. BirthdayFrenzy - This website also offers a collection of jokes about the challenges of turning 50.
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Apr 24, 2024 · If you ever fall out of a kayak, don’t panic. I mean, you could always wear it as a hat once it’s capsized! 12. Son: “We’re having a BBQ this weekend with the family.”. Dad: “Well, don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill…”. 13. I went to a restaurant the other day. I arrived 5 minutes early.
Apr 19, 2024 · 1. “Why did the old man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.” 2. “I’d tell you a joke about my forgetfulness, but I forgot it!” 3. “You know you’re getting old when ‘getting lucky’ means finding your car in the parking lot.” 4. “I remember the time when I could party all night; now I just ...
Apr 27, 2024 · 13. When the grocery store clerk asks me if I want the milk in a bag, I always tell him…. “No, I’d rather drink it out of the carton!”. 14. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down! 15. I tell dad jokes but I have no kids…. I’m a faux pa!
