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Mar 9, 2021 · Whether it be funny Christmas quotes for kids or funny birthday quotes for kids, one can draw inspiration from them at home or in any of life's best moments. Read on for some of the funniest quotes for kids as well as some hilarious parenting quotes that will make anything, even the coffee, taste better for all adults.
Jan 26, 2022 · 100 Funny Quotes For Kids. 1. If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me, no matter where I try to hide. 2. Don’t be so hard on yourself. The mom in E.T. had an alien living in her house for days and didn’t notice. 3. “It’s not about how tired you are. It’s about how tired you’re making everyone else.”
- “Life is like a puzzle: every challenge you complete is a piece that fits perfectly into the bigger picture.”
- “In life, you’re the hero of your own story. So make sure to overcome obstacles and defeat the bad guys!”
- “Life is like a recipe: the more challenges you overcome, the sweeter the outcome.”
- “Life is like a race: the more hurdles you jump over, the closer you get to the finish line.”
- “I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.” - Peter De Vries.
- “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” - Casey Stengel.
- “Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” - Phyllis Diller.
- “Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” - Jules Renard.
Dec 7, 2023 · The “Live From Snack Time” page shares all the hilarious, poignant, and wholesome things young kids sometimes say. 50 Of The Most Hilarious Things Kids Ever Said That Deserved To Be Shared Online (New Pics) | Bored Panda
Mar 5, 2019 · *Holding my sleepy 3-year-old son in the morning* 3-year-old: *Poots loudly on my arm* Mom: Wow! That sounded like a trumpet! 3-year-old: That’s t’cuz I have a trumpet in my pants. When will what fall off? Anonymous reader shares, 5-year-old girl: What’s that? *Pointing to baby brother’s clamped cord*
Feb 16, 2022 · 37 Hilarious Quotes From Kids To Brighten Your Day. Here are some malapropisms, one-liners and other funny observations from kids. By Caroline Bologna. Feb 16, 2022, 01:47 PM EST. Kids have a truly special way of stringing words together. So it’s only natural their parents want to document their most priceless quotes.
