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A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip. On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the bees says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank. It’ll get us a little further.”. It works, until they run out of gas again. The second bee steps up and says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank.
Jan 1, 2021 · He gets out of his car to fill up, spilling some gas on the ground. Just then a dog runs up, licks the puddle, and starts running laps around the station. After five minutes, the dog keels over, all fours in the air. Nervous for the dog, the man asks the attendant whats wrong. The attendant says, "nothing, he just ran out of gas."
Apr 7, 2024 · 14. I thought I was running out of gas, but it turns out I just needed to burp. 15. If you’re feeling gassy, just let it flow – after all, it’s a natural gas. 16. I made a joke about natural gas, but it was too crude. 17. Gas prices may rise and fall, but my love for corn jokes is eternal. 18. When in doubt, blame it on the dog’s gas. 19.
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- Why don’t gases like to gossip? Because they can never keep things private; they always spread out!
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- Why did the gas molecule fail the lie detector test? Because it was always changing its volume under pressure.
Jun 21, 2023 · Why did the train use herb-infused gas?‘ To run on thyme. 23. What does the car say after you fill up its gas tank? I’m fuel. 24. How can you tell what gas prices will be in the future? Check the fore-gas-t. 25. What do you call a gas station that’s not cool? An out-gas-t. 26. What do you call a gas station that says things to mock cars ...
Jan 31, 2019 · People actually walking." — Jay Leno. "Gas prices continue to rise. At the gas station near my house they have a slot for your credit card and one right next to it for your 401K." — Jay Leno. "President Bush announced his plan to increase the number of barrels (of oil) produced.
