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1. “Remember, Dad, all glory is fleeting.” – Lisa Simpson 2. “Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.” – Homer Simpson 3. “Don’t you see? Getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.” – Lisa Simpson 4. “I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.” – Homer Simpson ...
10. “I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!” – Homer Simpson 11. “I never apologize—I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.” – Homer Simpson 12. “Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.” – Homer Simpson 13. “Dad, just for once don’t you want to try something new?” – Lisa Simpson 14. “I’ve said it befo...
19. “There’s only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!” – Bart Simpson 20. “I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.” – Homer Simpson 21. “When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!” – Homer Simpson 22. “Son, if you really want something i...
29. “That’s very nice, Dad, but it’s wrong for you to reward violent, competitive behavior. However, I will sit upfront with you if it’s a fatherly gesture of love.” – Lisa Simpson 30. “Marge, you’re my wife of 10 years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight.” – Homer Simpson 31. “Homer, I like to think that...
32. “It takes two to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson 33. “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.” – Homer Simpson 34. “Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Lisa: never help anyone.” – Homer 35. “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson 36....
47. “You’re going to stay your current age for the rest of your lives.” – Marge Simpson 48. “I’m so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.” – Marge Simpson 49. “I guess one person can make a difference. But most of the time, they probably shouldn’t.” – Marge Simpson 50. “If you raised three children who can knock out a...
53. “I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.” – Bart Simpson 54. “Hey, cool, I’m dead.” – Bart Simpson 55. “Everything changes when you get to the big one-o. Your legs start to go, candy doesn’t taste as good anymore.” – Bart Simpson 56. “You’re asking the wrong guy, Milhouse, you’re asking the wrong guy.” – Bart Simpson 57. “She’s like a Mi...
59. “Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.” – Lisa Simpson 60. “Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!” – Lisa Simpson 61. “Does it make you feel superior to tear down people’s dreams?” – Lisa Simpson 62. “Come on, Bart. Cartoons don’t have to be 100% realistic.” – Lisa Simpson 63. “If you take away our cartoons, we’ll grow up wi...
74. “There are some things we don’t want to know. Important things.” – Ned Flanders 75. “Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.” – Ned Flanders 76. “Well I can’t say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.” – Ned Flanders 77. “Call me Delta Airlines, because I can’t handle all your extra baggage.” – Ned Flanders 78. “Th...
85. “This family has had its differences and we’ve squabbled, but we’ve never had knife fights before. And I blame this house.” – Marge Simpson 86. “What if you pretended that this couch was a bar? Then you could spend more nights at home with us. Huh?” – Marge Simpson 87. “Lisa, you’re learning many lessons tonight. And one of them is to always gi...
Dec 25, 2023 · By Colin McCormick & Sylvie Soulet. Updated Dec 25, 2023. Link copied to clipboard. Summary. The iconic quotes from The Simpsons have stood the test of time, proving the show's timelessness and beloved status. Memes and short clips on social media have kept these quotes alive, showing their enduring popularity and relevance.
Best Homer Simpson Quotes. 1. “Trying is the first step towards failure.” 2. “To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” 3. “Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.” 4. “What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.” 5.
