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5 days ago · Chill Out with these Hilarious Cold-Weather Proverbs and Wise Sayings. ) “A blanket in the hand is worth two in the freezer.”. ) “Don’t put all your snowballs in one basket .”. ) “Cold hands, warm heart…and frosty fingers.”. ) “The only thing colder than a polar bear’s hug is a mother-in-law’s heart.”.
5 days ago · Watch as one snowman asks the other, "Do you smell carrots?" Don't miss the winter humor – hit play now and spread the laughs! #shorts Chill out with this frosty joke!
11 hours ago · Here are the best one-liners for the occasion: Midnight snowfall: the world asleep under a blanket of white 🌌; Moonlit snowscapes, nature’s nightlight 🌕; Streetlights painting the snow golden 🌆; Stars, snow, and silent nights 🌟; City nights and snowy sights 🏙️🌨️; Reflections on icy streets, winter’s mirror 🛣️
1 day ago · Happy Mother’s Day!”. “To the woman who makes every day brighter with her smile, Happy Mother’s Day!”. “Mom, you’re the reason our family has so much joy and laughter. Happy Mother’s Day!”. “Mom, your love is the secret ingredient that makes everything better. Happy Mother’s Day!”. “Mom, you’re a true gem in the ...
4 days ago · One liner tags: attitude, car. 33.34 % / 133 votes. I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. One liner tags: alcohol, health, puns. 76.65 % / 6013 votes. See our today one liner. Collection of 5647 best one liners and short jokes.
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1 day ago · 31. Here’s to a prosperous new year filled with synergies, paradigm shifts, and blue-sky thinking! 32. May your new year be as successful as our last round of downsizing. 33. Let’s make a resolution to use more corporate buzzwords this year! 34. I hope your 2024 is as streamlined as our new open-concept workspace. 35.
3 days ago · 20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. 21. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired. 22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. 23. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. 24. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. 25. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t ...
