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- "My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!"
- "Uh escuze me, I have a quhestion fer yhu"
- "Nothing matters to a drunk girl at all. Nothing you'd be like, "yo there's a crocodile right next to you. 'Uh, excuse me, I have a question for you. Is it your crocodile?"
- "The shoes on my feet, I bought em!"
Aug 3, 2022 · to comment. 938.9K Likes, 2180 Comments. TikTok video from ChrisDElia (@chrisdelia): “Nothing matters to a drunk girl #chrisdelia #comedy #standup #standupcomedy”. comedy. original sound - ChrisDElia.
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They completely blew his "i'd get a 14" line for me. I covered them (with my arm... i'm not proud) for 6 minutes. When I thought I was in the clear, I was not. For some reason I started following him on Vine before I viewed any of his standup and I was SO CONFUSED for this very reason.
Being on 'Whitney' is a job, but stand-up is my life. I could never stop. There's an art to it. I love having strangers laugh with me, so as long as I can continue doing that, I'll be happy. Working on a show and collectively sharing ideas with a cast is great, but stand-up is my first love.
Nov 4, 2023 · Chris D'Elia's 5th Stand-Up Special: Grow or Die (2023) Supergood. 612K subscribers. 1.5K. 72K views 9 months ago #congratulationspod. - out now on Chrisdelia.com -...
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Being on ‘Whitney’ is a job, but stand-up is my life. I could never stop. There’s an art to it. I love having strangers laugh with me, so as long as I can continue doing that, I’ll be happy. Working on a show and collectively sharing ideas with a cast is great, but stand-up is my first love. – Chris D’Elia