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ADMIN MOD. What are your best trash talk one liners? Everyone seems to trash talk when playing sports or video games, I was wondering what some of your favorites are? I still love the classic Duke ones: "Your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker." or more generic: "You'd have better luck trying to score with your sister."
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1. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
Make sure to use extra sarcasm.
2. When somebody says that you are wrong: "You are entitled to your incorrect opinion."
To each his own.
3. If someone calls you boring: "Yeah, and what makes you so exciting?"
Nothing, that's what.
16. If you're gonna be a smarta$$, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an a$$.
The grammar errors make it ironic.
17. If you ran like your mouth you'd be in good shape.
Big yikes.
18. When a guy says suck it: "Sorry, small objects are a choking hazard."
Womp womp.
31. Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
Do you understand?
32. Cry me a river and drown yourself in it.
Just like that Justin Timberlake song...
33. Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you.
Yes, all for you.
46. There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
I can do this all day.
47. You are so fake, even China denied they made you.
And they make almost everything.
48. I'm not insulting you — I'm describing you.
Know the difference.
61. If I wanted to die, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
It's a long way down.
62. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
That's right, Karen.
63. I'm sure that 90 percent of your 'beauty' could be removed with a Kleenex.
Mic drop!
76. "Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should be thee." —William Shakespeare, "All's Well That Ends Well"
Yes, it's classy but effective.
77. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Apologize to your parents, too.
78. I'd love to insult you but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
Zinger!
11. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart. 12. It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. 13. You look like something that came out of a ...
Verbal intimidation has always been the backbone of physical competition. Throughout history, the sports world has been flooded with colorful characters who possess a flair for the dramatic...
Jan 12, 2023 · These quotes often employ irony, exaggeration, and sarcasm to drive the point home. They can be used to make a point, to create tension, to motivate, or simply to entertain. Trash talk quotes can be found in many different contexts, including sports, entertainment, and politics. 58 Best Trash Talk Quotes “I don’t have dreams, I have goals”
Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good.
Washington floats on a river of aspersion. David Brooks. Rivers, Aspersion, Floats. 7 Copy quote. I think that not criticizing my successor is a statement unto itself, in terms of trying to create an environment where people are able to have a meaningful discussion or debate without trash talk. George W. Bush.
