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Nov 10, 2022 · Ted Cruz the cannibal? Twitter parodies exploit new blue tick. The service now allows users to pay $8 to appear ‘verified’. Celebrity impersonators are having a field day. Matthew Cantor...
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- George W. Bush
- Rudy Giuliani
- Ted Cruz & Ben Shapiro
- Ron Desantis
- Joe Biden
- Elon Musk
“I miss killing Iraqis,” the account says beneath a “gaming” tag and a crestfallen emoji face. After an out-of-character nod to motive—$8 “is a small price to make this app completely unusable”—the user notes that this is, of course, merely “what I would say if I was someone other than the greatest President America has ever known.”
A user named “Rudy Giuliani” went on a zany Tweetstormthat included the following gems: “I stand with kyrie irving and Kanye West because George Soros once pushed me down in the street and I was stuck on my back like a turtle for several minutes,” “Helen Keller is a dusty fraudulent bitch pushed on us by globalist media,” and “I’d like to announce ...
America’s Zodiac-iest Senator has an unprintably erotic back-and-forthwith Brietbart-y podcaster (and grownup baby) “Ben Shapiro” in the comments. It involves pseudo-Cruz referencing “the first time I entered my human wife” and asking Shapiro “Have you ever tasted the entrails of a man, Ben?” Elsewhere, Ted Cruz claims to eat babies from dumpsters,...
Aspiring Washingtonian Ron DeSantis also got a fake verified account, which is actually pretty dark. The bio claims “I am your God now,” the featured image includes swastika flags, and the account places “82,541 Floridians dead from Covid” among his accomplishments.
An account claiming to be President Bidengraphically describes his enjoyment of well-lubricated self-abuse.
Outside the Beltway, the real Elon Musk set the few remaining Tweeps to work banning all the fake accounts, including a fake verified account for Twitteritself. But this Tweet, in fact, is real:
Opinion by Hafiz Rashid. Senator Ted Cruz posted a message on X (formerly Twitter) Monday afternoon touting all his help after a storm hit the Houston area on Thursday. Unfortunately for him, the ...
Nov 12, 2022 · Jordan Hart. Nov 12, 2022, 9:21 AM PST. Getty Images. Elon Musk's new Twitter Blue model allowed anyone to pay $8 for a verified blue check. Trolls took advantage of the subscription almost...
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May 31, 2022 · 1:34. The claim: Image shows Texas Sen. Ted Cruz uses a Twitter template for mass shootings. In the wake of the May 24 shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, some online are...
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