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  1. The band found the idea insane, but as they had all signed contracts with The Devil (like just about everybody else), they consented. Tragically, on their first tour date, an over enthusiastic fan at Innsmouth waddled out onto the shore and dragged Keith Relf into the water where his guitar electrocuted him, killing him.

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    The Great Clone Reformation

    The Great Clone Reformation was a major event back in the 80's, in 1982 to be precise, in which the major companies in the record industry realized that the old boy bands, like the aforementioned The Beatles and The Monkees, had become obsolete and neededto be replaced with something that could bring in more money for the record industry. Therefore, inspired by theserial production of modern industries, they began to plan for the mysterious facility only known as "The Boyband Factory",which e...

    The Boyband Factory

    After acquiring planning permission from Maggie Thatcher, the Boyband Factory was constructed by the inventive and ingenious Fuck Monkey only a few years afterthe Hooker Factory was finished (which refers to the factory itself, not the book). The Troll, such as it was back in the 80's, approached Wonka and assigned him to build a factory capable of serially producing boy bands. The Boyband Factory was designed to resemble the Chocolate Factory slightly,which saved Wonka some time on designing...

    All boybands are exactly the same. If anyone have ever told you otherwise, they're just hallucinating. That is because of their Communist nature and enforced Soviettotalitarianism.They are all cloned from one individual, known only as X-24, which is probably just a codename.According to rumor, he may have been the little brother of one the anonymous geneticists working in the factory, howeverthis remains no more than speculation. Displayed here is a few examples of how boy bands look like. As you can see, they're all the same, just as anything that has been serially manufactured is. The boy band members all have one single look and are capable of expressing no more than one facial expression, a certain stupid grin charming smile which is very evident on the pictures. Even tetrachloroethylenewill not wash the silly grimace charming smile away, no matter how much you would want to. This is because a gene inchromosome22 has been proven to be malfunctioning in all X-24-clones, resulting...

    The life cycle of a X-24-clone differs greatly from that of a normal person. Their life begins no earlier than at15 year and ends at approximately 35 years, when they clones can no longer bring in any money for the record companies and thus becomes obsolete and needs to be replaced by a new boy band. Contrary to popular belief, human rights does not apply to boy band members, as their entire purpose of life is to cash in shit loads of money for the big guns in the record industry so they can afford to pay for their monthly food, rent for their 20 million dollar houses, clothes, medicine, a home theater consisting of a Boothroyd-Stuart Meridian 810 Reference 10 Megapixel projector with a $1,000,000 Wilson Audio/Krell surround sound system (even though Bose claims all boy bands use their Lifestyle 48 Home Theater System, taking even more undeserved credit), Lamborghini Murcielago sports car, speedboat, summer cottage (all three of them), the Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano Coupe F1 reserve ca...

    Boy bands continue to pollute not just the musical industry, but also the entertainment industry at large. In fact, their very existenceis threatening the mental state of millions of humans, mostly females, with their hypnotic gaze and their ridiculous, generic look.Their very existence is putting a heavy weight upon the laws of physics themselves, causing massive upheaval in the fabric of reality itself.No cure for boy bands has been found to date, although file sharing and the spreading of MP3's has taken its toll on the amount of money a boy band earns. Since money is the very life supporting substance boy bands depend on, hopefully the file sharing industry will eventually help in bringing about the downfall of the living blasphemy that is boy bands.

  2. The Gazette (ガゼット Gazetto), stylized as the GazettE, is a Japanese rock/metal band formed in early 2002, and currently signed to Sony Music Japan's AAA Records. They are now an influential pioneer of the Visual Kei scene around the globe.

  3. Jan 24, 2020 · LAKE is a lo-fi Indie Pop band from Mount Olympus Jr., Warshington. The first characteristics of the band that are usually described is their propensity to harmonize male and female vocals and their use of guitars, keyboards, and sometimes horns. A very obscure act, they are perhaps most notable for having two of their songs featured on Adventure Time.

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    The life of a Band Geek is simple and revolves around all things band. They are often up before any sane person and are seen disturbing the peace at all hours. They can adapt to any weather condition (rain, hail, tornadoes, etc) often appearing to spawn extra clothing if necessary. They remain at the field far after everyone else has left, continuing to run their show, over and over and over. They live for band 6 days a week, with Saturday being the most important holy day. Saturdays are dedicated solely to band, for this is the day they participate in many of their rituals. This includes the most important one ... Competition. The main diet of a Band Geek consists of mainly of water, energy drinks, such as Red Bull and Monster; and snacks such as Animal Crackers, Pixie Stix, and Tic-Tacs. They have also been known to tolerate ungodly amounts of caffeine and sugar. However, at some band camps, directors who worry about dehydration and other mortal dangers will provide band geeks wit...

    1.)The Not So Geeky-Band Geek - This person knows he is in band and everyone he knows knows that this person is in band. The part that separates them from the rest of the species is that his peers don't think of him as a band geek. They have normal friendships with the jocks and are not made fun of. This species of band geek is treated as if they are not band geeks and are sometimes thought of as cool kids. Typically this species of band roams around the school not caring about band, and if approached with a question about band, he/she (considering he/she has swag) will respond with a simple I don't know/ I don't care. They tend to be in band because momma gave them a saxophone in the 5th grade, or they are taking percussion to find a girlfriend/for PE credit. Normally this "species" are the saxophones, which most are jocks. Of all species these should not be avoided. A lot of them do in fact take percussion because you don't have to work too hard, you can bang a triangle around or...

    The requirements to be a band geek are very simple. In fact, a recent Harvardstudy shows that they are so simple that almost 2.6% of the population IS a band geek, whether you know it or not. The requirements are as thus : 1. you must play an instrument or spin a flag. 2. you must know the definitions of such terms as "staccato," "fortepiano," and "ritardando." 3. you must know that fortepiano is a basic term for "sforzando." 4. you must know that the previous requirement is not true and got very angry when you read it. 5. you must "get" jokes such as "how do you get two piccolos to play in tune... shoot one of them!" and know that they are true. 6. you must also realize the previous "joke" is untrue... for the only way to get two piccolos to play in tune is to shoot BOTH of them. 7. you must know how to march, be it military, roll-step, or high-step. 8. you must enjoy getting severly sweaty and sun burned 9. you must admit that Fridays/Saturdays during the fall are a lost cause for...

    Band Room ( preferably known as the Band Hall) - the second home of a band geek. (When really it's the first home, they spend more time there than in their actual house).
    Percussion Hall/Drum Room- Only applies to percussionists. It is currently unknown what happens here, but there is always continuous drumming sounds emanating from the area. Since Percussion tries...
    Band Camp - a process during which the weak and unworthy are sorted out to be sacrificed to the Gods of Bandfor a good season.
    Pep Band - a religious event in which those who partake speak in a secret language involving complicated dances, twists, and tunes.
    ...you form eight-man company fronts in the hallway while singing your closer and run down anyone who happens to be in your way
    ...you march 8 to 5 in time with other bandos in the hallway (also in 12 to 5, 16 to 5, 6 to 5 and even jazz runs)
    ...you have laughs on how awkward it is to march and or walk with left foot first (given that is the band geek's marching technique)
    ...90% of your t-shirts are white/grey or have to do with star wars

    Flutes- Flutes are like their own breed in marching band and usually stick to their group. They're usually clumped together with freshmen. They are known for awful posture and you can often hear the directors scream "GET YOUR FLUTES UP". A rare band geek is the male (generally homosexual) flute player. If he isn't homo, he's surrounded by the rest of the girls in his section. Flute players are known for their fast air and lung capacity and can use three times the air of a tuba player. They also are known for having ADD or ADHD. The notes coming out of a flute can either lull you to sleep or pierce your ear drums (more often the latter). If you provoke a flute player, prepare to have a long metal rod pierce your throat and knock you out. These shiny instruments have also been known to be used as lightsabers and swords when the directors aren't looking. Also, be warned: a cousin of the flute, the piccolo, is even more of a danger to your ear drums. Don't mess with the piccolo player o...

    You can get a Band Geek to do almost anything by threatening to harm/damage their instrument (especially if they own it). Also, breaking a reed in half in front of any reed instrument player will c...

  4. Queen (band) Queen are an English cock-rock band, formed in 1970 in London by homosexual friends Freddie Mercury (lead vocals, piano, posturing), Brian May (lead guitar, vocals, Badger conservation) and Roger Taylor (drums, vocals, high-pitched howling) as an alternative to less lucrative careers. Needing someone who played bass to boost their ...

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  5. Garbage Band is an insanely popular superband from Atlantis. Their mastery of music theory and talent has earned them the title of Most Bestest Band Ever from Rolling Stoned. The band's first concert sold five million tickets, making them instant bazillionaires. Garbage Band's number one hit song I'm stoned has been pirated over 5 trazillion times as most people who listen to the song keep ...

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