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Born in Badgerwetting, Surrey, Eric Clapton was the son of God and his English sweetheart, Molly Clapton. After the fall of Fort Zinderneuf and the English liberation of Surrey, God went back to Aberyswyth and left her to raise her young son alone. Eric grew up a shy, spotty, frog-killer of a boy -- in his own words, a "nasty kid".
A keen music fan enjoys the Q magazine Portishead special. Portishead is a band of 19th century hardcore rappers. They invented scratching and inspired bands such as Run DMC and Public Enemy. It is also a coastal town in North Sommerset, England that was named after the band to celebrate their international success. Portishead are. Portishead are.
Yes (band) Yes frontman former frontman Jon Anderson often performs performed fish-slapping rituals in concert, a skill he learned from John Cleese. “Going for the one!”. ~ Jon Anderson on album sales. Yes is an immensely significant and universally-recognised English progressive rock band that formed in London in 1968, after an ...
Much”. ~ Röak Band - Teutonic Invasion, user manual. Röak band uses innovative technology to make sure guitarists keep zeir mouths open during all solos. Obviously, zer making of zer ultimate Röak game required intense research, testing und preparation. Zeben divisions of zer German army vere enlisted to listen to zer tunes und ensure zey ...
Bands are the leading cause of alcoholism, because they force people to drink on weekdays. No one ever goes to a bar to see the band, because everyone knows that music has not changed since 1982, and there's a fat chance that any band playing at the local dive bar in front of a bunch of people who are really just there to score crack has ...
A Band Geek is a rare and valuable creature most often found lurking near football fields or practice rooms. They have been around for as long as anyone can remember, however, there was a surge in the population around 1980 and maybe back in the good old days of "American Pie" around 2001. They are a herd animal and it is common to see them ...
Atomic Mass were the greatest heavy metal band of all time that formed in Sheffield, England, in 1977. The band lasted for only 13 total years, in which in the end they faced major difficulties, ultimately disbanding after Rick Allen's penis-losing car accident, Steve Clark's headache of death from listening to crappy music, and Pete Willis taking the biggest shits and dying.
