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The New Players. Within a year the Apple computer company had cornered the market in VR devices. People were joining the VR-MUD in vast hordes, and soon Jobs had a population of thousands to play against. However, with this new influx of players came some of the greats: Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, MC Hammer, and Oscar Wilde, among others.
1. In the beginning, God created EastEnders and Albert Square. And darkness fell upon the BBC One schedules. 2. And God said: "Let there be depression". And there was in abundance. 3. And God saw the depression and it was good. The BBC executives saw the ratings and they said depression is good, too.
EastEnders (known as ArseEnders) is a teatime televised soap opera, devised by Sir Roger Moore. It is particularly popular with old people in retirement homes, jihadists, and the chronically depressed, and is often advertised with the slogan "For those who can't afford Sky". The show also has a popular theme tune written and performed by gay ...
Uncyclopedia. , the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. The Addams Family is an American family best-known for producing an excessive number of U.S. Presidents. The Roosevelts are in a tie, but not in such short order; so too would be the Clintons, except for certain "deplorable" voters. The Kennedys showed comparable potential ...
Box office. Ⓜ559.9 million (gross measured in "Mater-Bucks") Cars 2: Mater's Boogaloo is the 2011 sequel to Disney/Pixar 's hit animated film Cars. Set in a world inhabited by anthropomorphic cars with eyes in the windshield instead of the headlights, the film sees lovable silly tow truck Mater and smug race car superstar Lightning McQueen ...
Sesame Street, originally conceived by Chris Rock and Ice Cube in collaboration with The Notorius B.I.G as N.W.P. (Niggaz With Puppets) and stolen by a Zionist propaganda for kids corporation - PBS, is the unofficial name for the South Eastern Slum Amelioration and Migration Initiative (SESAMI), a public housing project initiated by the stinky, putrid, bloodbathed, disgusting City of Detroit.
Cast Frotz. This works only for wizards, enchanters, and other magically-enabled people. DON'T WANDER AROUND IN THE DARK, YOU MORON! Alternatively, light your torch. It is a little known fact that grues like hearing haikus. Therefore reciting a haiku to a grue will extend your life by seventeen syllables. Wrap a towel around your head.
