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That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous .”. “7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle 's ranch.”.
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- Pat Healy: Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... Tight little package... affirmative.
- Ted: I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
- Dom: Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball, Mary?
- Mary's Step-Father: Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!
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Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to...
[while spying on Mary]Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.
Warren: Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball?Student: Hey buddy! I think I know where your ball is!Warren: You seen my baseball?Student: Yeah, you see that girl over there? She's got it. Only she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear]Warren: [Walks up to a couple kissing]Have you seen my....wiener?Girl: What?!Warning: The guys who did 'Dumb & Dumber' and 'Kingpin' bring you a love story.Love is in the hair.The most fun you can have on video.No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Everybody else was on their own.There's Something About Mary quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseThere's Something About Mary at Rotten TomatoesThe official There's Something About MarysiteThere's Something About Mary: Directed by Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly. With Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Ben Stiller, Lee Evans. A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.
- “We’ve got a bleeder!” The most savage quote in the movie is the punchline to the moment where Ted is preparing to yank his zipper down. His “frank and beans” are really stuck in there and we know it’s not going to be pretty.
- “I couldn’t believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn’t know my name.” The M.O. of There’s Something About Mary is to give us the same romcom we’ve seen a million times, but give us a more twisted and messed-up and amplified version of it.
- “A fatty who likes golf and beer. Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?” Early in the runtime of There’s Something About Mary, the title character explains her type to her friends: “I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat hot dogs – I’m talking sausage hot dogs – and beer.
- “The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.” Mary’s roommate Magda spends so much time tanning that she has the skin tone of a roasted chicken.
I just want you to be happy, Mary. Mary: But I'd be happiest with you. [Pause] Ted: [Dejected] You're ****in' with me, right? View Quote Warren: Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball? Student: Hey buddie! I think I know where your ball is! Warren: You Seen my baseball?! Student: Yeah, you see that girl over there? shes got it ...
Mar 31, 2024 · Love is a battlefield, and Mary is the ultimate warrior. Life is a rollercoaster with Mary as the conductor. Mary’s laughter is the soundtrack to my heart. I want to be the reason Mary smiles every day. Mary is the sunshine that brightens even the darkest days. Mary’s charm is magnetic, drawing everyone towards her.
