Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
1965
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Tony Hancock. Two, Ingredients, Comedy. 7 Copy quote. Things just seemed to go too wrong too many times. Tony Hancock. 8 Copy quote. He ended up on his own. I thought, he's got rid of everybody else, he's going to get rid of himself and he did." "Things just seemed to go too wrong too many times.
Tony Hancock. I don't think I gain anything by seeing myself. Tony Hancock. So I turned these sort of deficiencies into a, a workable thing if you understand what I mean. Tony Hancock. Enjoy the best Tony Hancock Quotes at BrainyQuote. Quotations by Tony Hancock, British Comedian, Born May 12, 1924. Share with your friends.
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Aug 5, 2017 · Tony Hancock: 20 great quotes. "I don't want any publicity – you get too many begging letters. If they're anything like the ones I send out I don't want to know!" Comedian and actor Anthony John ...
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Tony Hancock
1. Stone me! 2. [having emphatically disagreed with someone]He's right you know... 3. Eyes down for a full house.
Bill Kerr
1. Hiya Tubb!
Sid James
1. Hello boys! What can I do for you?
The First Night Party
[first lines] 1. Announcer:Yes, this is the first night of the Lad's new radio series. Such occasions are usually marked by a small celebration of some sort, but Tony Hancock is really doing it in style - he's going to throw a cocktail and dinner party, so let's go over to Tony's flat in the English quarter of London's West End, where he and Bill Kerr are making the arrangements. 2. Hancock: [slow typewriter sounds]Hurry up, Kerr. Haven't you finished typing out those invitations yet? 3. Bill...
The Marrow Contest
1. Usher:The court is now in session! Case of the Crown versus Hancock's Marrow, round two. Presiding judge Lord Chief Justice Fleming. 2. Lord Chief Justice Fleming:There are one or two points in this case that I should like to elucidate. Will Mayor James please stand up? 3. Sid James:Mornin' judge. 4. Lord Chief Justice Fleming:Your face is familiar! Haven't I seen you here before? 5. Sid James:Yes, Your Honour. Three times, all told. 6. Lord Chief Justice Fleming:Really? 7. Sid James:Yes....
The Alpine Holiday
1. Fellow Passenger: Windows on aeroplanes do notopen. This is a pressurised cabin - if the windows opened the plane would explode! 2. Hancock:Well that's bad workmanship, old man. 1. Hancock: Well the Hun was throwing everything at me, three on my tail, I was looping the loop at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. Only one thing to do: I stepped out on the wing, controlling the plane with my feet, grabbed the bombs out of the racks and threw 'em at him! Did my victory roll over Hendon airpor...
The New Secretary
Hancock's secretary has swapped two letters, potentially ending his career. 1. Hancock:Miss Pugh? I have reason to believe you've put one of your dainty plates in it again...
The Wild Man of the Woods
Hancock has an announcement to make. 1. Bill Kerr:Can't we have the proclamation without the press? 2. Hancock:No, what I have to say concerns the world. 3. [door knock] 4. Hancock:Ah, mayhap that these are they... 1. Hancock:There is no happiness in this world today for a man of my intellect. So, I've decided the only solution is to become a recluse. I'm going back to nature! I'm going to renounce all my worldly goods and live in the woods... 2. Sid James:Where? 3. Hancock: Clapham Common. I...
Air Steward Hancock
1. Burly Plain-Clothes Policeman:How did you know we were policemen? 2. Hancock: I, er... I looked it up on the passenger list. I should never have known otherwise, you could be anybody: Cabinet Ministers or Italian footballers or Sadler's Wellsballet... 1. Sid James:The plane is still on the ground. 2. Hancock:So it is, so it is! Good grief, I'd better tell the pilot before he pulls the wheels up!
The Crown v James, S.
1. Sir Jasper Worthington, Q.C.:Tell me Hancock, where did you study law? 2. Hancock: LCCevening classes, Sir. Second class diploma and nine out of ten for woodwork. 1. Hancock:Well, it was a mistake anybody could make. 2. Sir Jasper Worthington, Q.C.:A mistake? An important murder case and you turn up at the wrong court! You spend three hours making an impassioned plea for a life sentence on a man accused of passing betting slips in Hyde Park! 1. Hancock:How dare you! I shall sue you for lib...
Competitions: How To Win Money and Influence People
1. Hancock: "Place in order the six best looking photographs of Jimmy Edwards." None of 'em much good here, are they? Still, if you haven't got the clay you can't make the pot... 1. Hancock:You remember that nine hundred thousand pounds I won? 2. Sid James:Oh yeah. 3. Hancock:Well I want two bob of it - I'm hungry! 4. Sid James:Hancock, we've been all over this before, boy - it's all tied up. 5. Hancock:I know it is! In little bags in your bedroom!
The Male Suffragettes
1. Hancock:When you were a boy weren't you ever taught table manners? 2. Bill Kerr:No. 3. Hancock:Why not? 4. Bill Kerr:We didn't have a table. 1. Hancock: Well well, look who it is. The Thing from Outer Kitchen. I gather from the clouds of blue smoke the sausages are ready? 2. Griselda Pugh: I'm employed as a secretary, not to provide breakfast for you two as soon as I get here. If you don't like my cooking, do it yourself. Here you are. [clatter] 3. Hancock:What are these then? 4. Griselda...
Sunday Afternoon at Home
1. Griselda Pugh:Ooh look! It's started raining! 2. Hancock:That's all we wanted. You watch, it'll go dark in a minute, we'll have to switch the lights on. I think I'll go to bed. 3. Griselda Pugh: [reproachfully]You've only been up an hour... 4. Hancock:That is by the way and nothing to do with it. I might just as well be in bed, there's nothing else to do. I wish I hadn't got up now. Your dinner wasn't worth getting up for, I'll tell you that for a start! 5. Griselda Pugh:Well I don't know,...
Lord Byron Lived Here
1. "I wish I were a chestnut tree, 1. a-nourished by the sun, 2. with twigs and leaves and branches, 3. and conkers by the ton."
Twelve Angry Men
1. Hancock: Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain? That brave Hungarian peasant girl who forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozersat half past ten? Is all this to be forgotten?
The Missing Page
1. Hancock:One can rush one's savouring of the classics of world literature - Rome was not built in a day and its decline and fall cannot be read in one. 2. Librarian: But you haven't got Gibbon's Decline and Fallthere. 3. Hancock: That's got nothing to do with it - I've got The Love Lives of the Caesarshere and that tells me everything! 1. Hancock is reading. 2. Hancock:Do you mind? I'm trying to read, don't interrupt! I'm on the edge of me seat here. 3. Sid James:Good, is it? 4. Hancock:Goo...
The Blood Donor
1. Hancock: You've got Adam Faith earning ten times more than the prime minister. Now, is that right? Is that right?... Then again, it depends whether you like Adam Faith and what your politics are. 1. Hancock:Do we get a badge for doing this? 1. Hancock: [to woman going to give blood] Just think, Cliff Richard might get some of yours! [to himself]That'll slow him down a bit... 1. Doctor:Where are you going? 2. Hancock:To have my tea and biscuits. 3. Doctor:I thought you came here to give som...
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Tony Hancock was an English comedian, actor, and writer, known for his distinctive deadpan humor and his ability to portray the everyday frustrations and insecurities of the common man. Born on May 12, 1924, in Hall Green, Birmingham, Hancock grew up in a working-class family and always had a desire to become an entertainer. Hancock began his ...
You show yourself up, and you show them up. Tony Hancock. Quote of the day. We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand. Lady Randolph Churchill. Tony Hancock. Wikipedia. Born:May 12, 1924. Died:June 25, 1968 (aged 44)
