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You. What follows is a personal message from the editors of Uncyclopedia to you. This could be you after you get to work and do something useful for a change. You are wasting this wiki's time. You should be writing something, but instead you are just sitting there, waiting for it to entertain you. You could even be the Time Magazine Person of ...
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- Screw you.
- Hypocrite
- You Think You're So Great, Don't You?
- Mega-What?
- First Things First
- Yeah. and Guess What!
- Oh! and Try This!
And also, I don't see why you think so highly of yourself. If you really are what you think you are, then just write this article. Why do you think this is a waste of time? Why do you simply refuse to write? Why are you so egocentric, looking up yourself in this wiki. Why, you? 1. Egocentric? Come off it. You probably don't even know the meaning of...
Surely you realise that by asking why I haven't seen your contributions, you have contributed to the site. Therefore, I have seen your contributions. Youreally should have seen that one coming, Einstein. 1. Oh, now you think you're clever, do you, you smarmy tosser? I said you hadn't seen any of my contributions, but in doing so I contributed. Wow....
You think it's all about you, don't you? You think you're so much better than everybody else! Guess what mister, screw you! Nobody fucking likes you! Just beat it, freak! Go bother someone else! I've had it with that pesky attitude of yours. 1. Hey! You're the one who's picking on a regular user from up on your high horse, your cocky, administrativ...
You must be really confused right now. You looked up this page expecting to find an article funny enough to distract you from your boring, pathetic, worthless excuse for a life. Boy, were you wrong. Why don't you just go somewhere else. Hit the random page tab or something. That's probably how yougot here anyway. 1. Now I'll have youknow that I- Li...
You should seriously consider getting married. You see that yew tree there? You do? Good. She's your wife. Kiss her. Go on. Good. You should now feel the screen pressing against your mouth. Doesn't taste very nice, does it? Well, that's tough. You should have known what would happen to you after kissing an image of a yew tree, you n00b. Unfortunate...
We know who you are. Yes, we do, stupid IP! Ha ha, see? I told you we know all about you ever since you joined Uncyclopedia. Now what, you are crying in panic. All your base are belong to us, you stupid IP, and we are coming to get you if you dare vandalise a thing here.We knew you would come to this page (you're self-obsessed like that), so we sen...
Yes, you should really try counting how many times "you" has been written on this page. You can't do this, can you? 1. As a matter of fact, I can, but you're the one who wants to know how many there are, so I'll leave that job to you. Hint: there are two more now.
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Current status. Active. Uncyclopedia is several forks of satirical online encyclopedias that parody Wikipedia. Its logo, a hollow "puzzle potato ", parodies Wikipedia's globe puzzle logo, [2] and it styles itself as "the content-free encyclopedia ", parodying Wikipedia's slogan of "the free encyclopedia".
