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National Lampoon's Van Wilder: Directed by Walt Becker. With Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn. The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate.
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Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super.Hey, look. That old bag is stronger than she looks.And thus, 'Topless Tutors' was born.Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk I think giant jugs. You see, I can not go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff divi...This is the White Barry.You...you...you....you pussy ass mother fucker dick sucker!Richard: You do not call her that, Gonad!Vance Wilder, Sr: Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.Jeannie: It was the greatest ten seconds. Ever.Applicant: I see a rabbi. And he's performing a circumcision...on himself though.Van: Blue. It brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes; not unlike yourself. Anyone ever tell you that?Gwen: Yes, my boyfriend.Van: Now, repeat after me. No cock pump...Taj: No cock pump.The Tradition ContinuesDon't Graduate. Celebrate.If you're going for an advanced degree in partying...Why graduate?No party gets started until it gets wilder.National Lampoon's Van Wilder quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseNational Lampoon's Van Wilder at Rotten TomatoesJan 16, 2024 · Explore the best quotes from the iconic college comedy film, Van Wilder. Laugh out loud with hilarious one-liners and witty dialogue from Ryan Reynolds' memorable character, Van Wilder.
Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder. View Quote Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive. View Quote Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere. View Quote Van: Blue. It brings out your eyes.
31 total quotes Other Characters Taj Mahal Badalandabad Van Wilder. ... View Quote Vance Wilder, Sr.: Van is still in school? Assistant: For the better part of a decade.
