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These collections of the best dirty jokes are strictly for adults only! If you’re dirty minded and like a bit of rude and risque humor and innuendo, then these jokes will be right up your alley! Enjoy them!
1. Weirdly, I’ve been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night. —–. 2. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! —–. 3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. —–. 4. Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?
Prepare for a laughing session with these funny jokes for adults! Explore hilarious adult jokes, corny humor, and filthy fun that is not school-appropriate.
Best Dirty Jokes and Memes. And a naughty santa joke: Do you know what they do at hooters when you show up for a job interview? They hand you a bra and say, “First, please fill this out, then take a seat” What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged. Dirty jokes to share with your friends.
01. My wife says she wants another baby. I'm so glad because I also really don't like the first one. 02. A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. 03. I just read that in New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy. 04.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to dive into the filthiest, funniest gags you’ve ever heard. Key Takeaways: The best dirty jokes are not for the faint of heart and are guaranteed to make even the boldest blush. Our collection of 101 dirty jokes includes raunchy one-liners and hilarious punchlines.
