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And the bartender’s, like, “Tell me more about that.” And he pours the pianist a tiny glass of whiskey. And the twelve-inch pianist is, like, “He was a total monster. Beat us all. Told me once I was an accident.” And the bartender’s, like, “That’s horrible.” And the twelve-inch pianist shrugs. And he’s, like, “You know what?
Bartender joke. A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “12 shots of your finest tequila please”. So the bartender starts pouring the shots and on the last one he notices that half of them have been drunk already so the bartender says. “Whats going on pal, you drunk those really fast”.
Jan 16, 2024 · 22 out of 50 U.S. states do not require bartending licensure. 7 out of 50 U.S. states have varied bartending license requirements, leaving it up to the counties to authorize their own rules. Only 3 out of 50 U.S. states require bartending licenses dependent on age or the specific job role of the employee.
One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. The doctor takes a sip and says, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?" And Dick says, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
Taking out the garbage. Putting away incoming beer, wine, and liquor orders. Tending to emergencies like picking up broken glass, fixing clogged drains, cleaning spills and unexpected messes, etc. Relaying information to / from the kitchen, security, the bar, etc. Photo by Getty Images via www.unsplash.com.
Sep 4, 2009 · What the bartender is saying is this: “Hey, customer. I promise not to be a gigantic motherfucking douchebag and charge you for a bunch of shit that you didn’t ask for.”. Kat, my dear, your bartender reneged on the contract. So, yeah, I’ve got a couple of suggestions to prevent this from happening to you in the future: 1.
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