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  1. You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a 2008 comedy film, starring Adam Sandler, written by Sandler, Judd Apatow and Robert Smigel, and directed by Dennis Dugan. Genre: Action, Comedy. Stars: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson. Production: Sony Pictures. 2 wins & 1 nomination. IMDB: 5.5.

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  2. Daoud Heidami - Nasi. “You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.”. You Don't Mess With The Zohan quotes: the most famous and inspiring quotes from You Don't Mess With The Zohan. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com.

  3. You Don't Mess with the Zohan: Directed by Dennis Dugan. With Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson. An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

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    I like this, being inside the outside.
    I like hair. It's pleasant. It's peaceful. No one gets hurt.
    It's nice to have a little talk before the Bang-Boom.
    I just want to make hair silky-smooth.
    You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugu...
    I bang your mother one more time, then we go disco.
    Michael: Whoa, what are you, bionic?
    Zohan:No, no, no, I only like the girls. Thanks anyways.
    Palestinian immigrant:People hate us. They think we're terrorists.
    Israeli immigrant:People hate us, too. They think we're you.
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  5. They think we're you. View Quote The Phantom (commercial): Everybody's running to Phantom's Chewy Muchentuchen! for the food that heroes eat. Kubeh, sambousek, delicious Muchentuchen! You never know who you meet! You are going to get spoiled. ALLAH!!!!! Zohan: Yes, it was the feet.

  6. Zohan: [to executive] You like to insult people? [kick-punches him] Executive: Was that your feet? [gets kicked again] Zohan: Yes, it was the feet.

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