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- "I don't understand why things just can't go back to normal at the chicken farm." — Napoleon.
- "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" — Napoleon.
- "You're a woman, aren't you?" — Napoleon.
- "You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!" — Napoleon.
- 25 "Kip, Bring Me My Chapstick"
- 24 "Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?"
- 23 "Worst Day of My Life, What Do You Think?"
- 22 "I Caught You A Delicious Bass"
- 21 "I Told You! I Spent It with My Uncle in Alaska Hunting Wolverines!"
- 20 "How Much Do You Want to Bet I Can Throw This Football Over Them Mountains?"
- 19 "Like Anyone Could Even Know that."
- 17 "Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner"
- 16 "Dang It!"
- 15 "Whatever I Feel Like I Wanna Do, Gosh!"
Napoleon Dynamite
High school can seem like it's made up of one catastrophe after another, with seemingly innocuous problems becoming matters of life or death. Napoleon's day-destroying catastrophe? Running out of chapstick while stuck at school, something that prompts him to quickly call his older brother Kip with one of the best Napoleon Dynamitequotes. Kip, as calm as an ambulance dispatcher, explains that the school nurse has five chapstick tubes in her drawer, more than enough to solve Napoleon's emergenc...
Napoleon Dynamite
As with many coming-of-age movies, Napoleon is faced with the harsh realities of growing up and taking on more responsibilities. This includes a brief scene in which he takes a low-paying job tending to chickens on a chicken farm. As the farmer gives the simple instructions for the job, Napoleon asks if the chickens have sharp talons, worrying about the safety of the job only for the farmer to claim he doesn't understand a word Napoleon is saying. As outrageous as Napoleon can be, it is a lot...
Napoleon Dynamite
As if the chapstick situation wasn't bad enough, Napoleon had to get through an entire day of high school just to come home and find that Kip had eaten all the chips. Not only that but he was allowed to pass off dinner duty for Tina because he was chatting with "hot babes." When Napoleon's absentee grandmother asked him how his day went, he was sure to let her know it was the worst day of his life—especially since they were out of steaks, and he'd have to fend for himself as far as dinner was...
Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon does a lot of things to secure Deb's (Tina Majorino) affection, and this includes offering her some delicious bass. Just like in the game of tetherball, sometimes he swings and makes contact, and sometimes he misses and gets hit in the face—but he always tries his hardest. Luckily, Deb decides to play tetherball with him, which means that, even if Napoleon loses the game, he's still won at life. Deb doesn't seem to find it in the least bit strange that he offers her fish as a courtin...
Napoleon Dynamite
Where a teenager spends their summer can be a big deal, with the one who's stayed home doing nothing often deemed the biggest loser. Not one to be outdone by Don, one of Napoleon's biggest bullies, one of the best Napoleon Dynamite quotes is a wild story about how he wiled away the summer days during a chat in the locker room. Unfortunately at this point in the movie, Napoleon hasn't learned how to be his authentic self, so he resorts to hiding behind tall tales and getting defensive so that...
Uncle Rico
Overly convinced of his self-importance, Napoleon's Uncle Rico wanders through life with a football in his hand, wondering what would have happened if the coach had put him in during the fourth. There's no doubt in his mind they'd have gone all the way to state. Uncle Rico does the opposite of what a loving, concerned adult relative would do and tries to make Napoleon feel horrible about himself while simultaneously blaming everyone around him for his problems. In one of the best throwaway sc...
Kip
While Napoleon is immediately against the idea of Uncle Rico staying with them, Kip seems open to the idea of having a strong male mentor in the house and even indulges Rico's sad fantasies about his football skills. When Napoleon rejects Uncle Rico's football videos as the worst ever made, Kip stands up for his uncle. Hilariously, the best defense he can come up with is pointing out how improbable it is that someone could actually know if it is the worst video ever made. That sort of dumb hu...
Napoleon Dynamite
Life is tough for Napoleon Dynamite. He lives with his grandmother, has to put up with being bossed around by his washed-up-high-school-football star Uncle Rico, and gets picked on by his deadbeat older brother Kip, who somehow claims he can get all the best women. One of Napoleon’s frequent punishments for being lazy around the house or sassing family members at the dinner table is being made to feed the llama. That could explain why he's so aggressive toward her when giving her food. Sadly,...
Kip
Another one of the random subplots in the movie involves Uncle Rico and Kip becoming door-to-door salespeople. Their first item is a tupperware set which is advertised as being extra durable. To his credit, Uncle Rico proves to be an adequate salesman and even challenges the clients to attempt to tear the tupperware which they are unable to do. The scene then cuts to Kip demonstrating the product's durability by putting it under the tire of his van. After the tupperware immediately shatters w...
Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite is a simple man of simple desires; he just wants to be really good at tetherball, learn how to draw really well, and impress Deb enough to maybe get a girlfriend. These are impossible dreams when everyone thinks he's a joke, right down to a random kid on the school bus. This coming in such an early scene helps to establish who Napoleon is and how people around him treat him but it also is so funny because of the delivery from Jon Heder.
- Kayleena Pierce-Bohen
Jun 11, 2014 · Kip – Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I’m training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite – Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Deb – I’m trying to earn money for college. Kip – [Yelling in the background] Your mom goes to college!
Jun 11, 2019 · Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter. Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
- cmeiners@deseretnews.com
Jun 10, 2014 · Way to be a tool, Napoleon. Then again it’s a good line to use on that one friend everyone has. You know, the one who always orders a salad. 9. “I don’t even have any good skills. You know ...
May 16, 2019 · I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I still love technology. Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above. Always and forever. Always and forever. Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever. These quotes from the indie classic "Napoleon Dynamite" capture the movie's quirky, offbeat humor.
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like 32 years old. Kip: I don’t mind if you stay. 22 Randy: Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop. Bullied Kid: I don’t have any, Randy. Randy: C’mon, I’ll pay you back. Bullied Kid: I don’t have….
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