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- "Here's the deal: I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning, and I piss excellence." - Ricky Bobby. Of course, Ricky is used to winning.
- "Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you." - Ricky Bobby. If there's one guy who's truly committed to advertisers, it's Ricky Bobby.
- "Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! When things go south and a crash ensues during a race, Bobby calls out to just about every god he can think of to make it out alive.
- "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like gang-bangers."
- Talladega Nights Quotes from Young Ricky Bobby
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- Talladega Nights Quotes from Carley Bobby
- Talladega Nights Quotes from Cal Naughton Jr.
- Talladega Nights Quotes from Lucy Bobby
- Talladega Nights Quotes from Texas Ranger
- Talladega Nights Quotes from Jean Girard
1. “I wanna go fast. I wanna go fast.” 2. “I’m going fast.” 3. "No ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years. But my mama says he's out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves."
4. Reese: "You got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?" Ricky: "Ten years." Reese: "Ten years? Man, I've gotta lay off the peyote." 5. "It’s the fastest who gets paid and it’s the fastest who gets laid." 6. "Always remember, if you ain't first, you're last." 7. “See you when you’re grown up." 8. "You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and...
11. “I wanna go fast!” 12. “I felt like I was on a spaceship.” 13. “I'm not sure what to do with my hands.” 14. "Please be 18." 15. "Absolutely ma'am. I'd love to sign your baby. You're not gonna want to wash that forehead." 16. "Susan, you got to watch it when I get into autograph mode." 17. “I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** y...
46. "Hey driver! Drive these." 47. "Super's ready! Come on, y'all! I've been slaving over this for hours." 48. "Jesus did grow up." 49. "Golly, this is a hard decision, but I have thought about it, and I want the plug pulled." 50. "Got more plugs in him than a Circuit City." Related: 35 Quotes From Elf
51. "Shake and bake!" 52. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too." 53. "I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party." 54. "You nailed that like a split hog." 55. "I'll hold your hair." 56. "I'll just bury it down inside." 57. "It's painful, and I love you!" Related: The 18 B...
67. “I don’t care, I’m having a baby!” 68. "Now I am declaring Granny Law and if you do not obey Granny Law, I will paint your back porch red." 69. "How many more times you going to toss me the radio in the bathtub?" 70. "Oh, gooder than grits."
72. "Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey." 73. "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew." 74. "Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?" Related: Quotes From The Office
75. "Why did you stop the jazz music? Was it not pleasant for you?" 76. "I think what you are hearing is my accent." 77. "I will let you go, Ricky, but first I want you to say, 'I love crepes.'"
Oct 31, 2022 · 1. “Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together.” – Clark Griswold, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. 2. “You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?” – Kevin McCallister, Home Alone. 3. “What is it you want, Mary? What do you want?
- 'Don’t You Put That Evil On Me, Ricky Bobby!' Who Said it: Lucius Washington, the leader of Ricky’s pit-crew. Context: At this point Ricky Bobby has convinced himself he’s paralyzed, even going so far as to be in a wheelchair.
- 'Well Let Me Just Quote The Late-Great Colonel Sanders, Who Said… 'I’m Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken.'' Who Said it: Ricky Bobby. Context: Bobby says this to Jean Girard, the arrogant French driver, played by Sacha Baron Cohen.
- 'So When You Say Psychosomatic, You Mean Like He Could Start A Fire With His Thoughts?' Who Said it: Cal Naughton Jr. Context: This line comes immediately after the doctor has informed Cal and Lucius that Ricky is not, in fact, paralyzed, though he is currently using a wheelchair.
- 'I Like To Picture Jesus In A Tuxedo T-Shirt Because It Says I Want To Be Formal, But I’m Here To Party.' Who Said it: Cal Naughton Jr. Context: This particular quote emerges during the scene in which Ricky is saying grace.
Dec 21, 2023 · Find the best Christmas movie quotes, including funny and heartwarming lines from famous holiday films like "Elf," "Home Alone" and all the other classics.
Dec 9, 2019 · “That's what Christmas memories are made from, they're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their blackberry, they just happen.” Kristin Davis - Kelly Finch. From the animation: The Polar Express. “The true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.” Tom Hanks - Santa Claus.
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May 25, 2024 · Discover a collection of hilarious and iconic Ricky Bobby quotes from the hit movie 'Talladega Nights'. Get ready to laugh as you relive some of the most memorable moments from this beloved comedy film.
