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1. “I wanna go fast. I wanna go fast.” 2. “I’m going fast.” 3. "No ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years. But my mama says he's out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves."
4. Reese: "You got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?" Ricky: "Ten years." Reese: "Ten years? Man, I've gotta lay off the peyote." 5. "It’s the fastest who gets paid and it’s the fastest who gets laid." 6. "Always remember, if you ain't first, you're last." 7. “See you when you’re grown up." 8. "You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and...
11. “I wanna go fast!” 12. “I felt like I was on a spaceship.” 13. “I'm not sure what to do with my hands.” 14. "Please be 18." 15. "Absolutely ma'am. I'd love to sign your baby. You're not gonna want to wash that forehead." 16. "Susan, you got to watch it when I get into autograph mode." 17. “I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** y...
46. "Hey driver! Drive these." 47. "Super's ready! Come on, y'all! I've been slaving over this for hours." 48. "Jesus did grow up." 49. "Golly, this is a hard decision, but I have thought about it, and I want the plug pulled." 50. "Got more plugs in him than a Circuit City." Related: 35 Quotes From Elf
51. "Shake and bake!" 52. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too." 53. "I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party." 54. "You nailed that like a split hog." 55. "I'll hold your hair." 56. "I'll just bury it down inside." 57. "It's painful, and I love you!" Related: The 18 B...
67. “I don’t care, I’m having a baby!” 68. "Now I am declaring Granny Law and if you do not obey Granny Law, I will paint your back porch red." 69. "How many more times you going to toss me the radio in the bathtub?" 70. "Oh, gooder than grits."
72. "Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey." 73. "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew." 74. "Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?" Related: Quotes From The Office
75. "Why did you stop the jazz music? Was it not pleasant for you?" 76. "I think what you are hearing is my accent." 77. "I will let you go, Ricky, but first I want you to say, 'I love crepes.'"
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- "Here's the deal: I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning, and I piss excellence." - Ricky Bobby. Of course, Ricky is used to winning.
- "Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you." - Ricky Bobby. If there's one guy who's truly committed to advertisers, it's Ricky Bobby.
- "Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! When things go south and a crash ensues during a race, Bobby calls out to just about every god he can think of to make it out alive.
- "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like gang-bangers."
- If you ain’t first, you’re last. — Ricky Bobby. At times, you have no other option than to be the best at what you do. Not being on top means losing. Either win or don’t try at all.
- Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different. — Jean Girard. No matter how old some people grow, they will always shy away from change.
- You’ve gotta cross over the anger bridge and come back to the friendship shore. — Cal Naughton Jr. When we fight with people we love, we find it better to stay away from them.
- You gotta learn to drive with the fear. — Reese Bobby. If you keep on paying attention to your fears, you will not be able to move forward in life. Instead of trying to forget them, believe that they’re a part of your life and learn to live like that.
Jul 26, 2019 · Ricky Bobby: I wo—I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside.”. — Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Tagged: Pancakes, crepes suzette, arm lock, Cheese, fromage, Harry Houdini.
Oct 19, 2016 · Ten years ago, 'Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby' was released, bringing memorable catch phrases and celebrity faces to the sport of NASCAR. Look back on the best quotes from the...
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Directed by Adam McKay. With Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Sacha Baron Cohen, Gary Cole. Number one NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby stays atop the heap thanks to a pact with his best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton, Jr.
