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Steven Wright. Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
- “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
- “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
- “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
- “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’
Jan 22, 2021 · Enjoy over 100 hilarious and ironic one-liners by American comedian Steven Wright. Learn about his life, career, and awards as a stand-up comedian and actor.
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Dec 6, 2016 · Celebrate the 61st birthday of the deadpan comedian with his witty and absurd humor. See his jokes about coffee, dogs, mirrors, astronomy, and more.
One of the most original, brilliant comedians ever!Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film ...
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Nov 22, 2023 · Leave 'em laughing is always a good motto. (Image credit: SNL YouTube) "I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone." The phrase "spot remover" possibly dates this joke as much as the use of ...
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Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of superfan Stephen Colbert. Watch as they talk about every...
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