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Sticks and Stones May Break Your Bones, But Waterbury Will Bury You. When several of Jim's fellow P.I.s lose their licenses under circumstances that are suspiciously similar, he begins to suspect that someone is targeting independent investigators and systematically putting them out of business.
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- Crime, Drama, Mystery
- Jerry London
- 1977-01-14
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The Rockford Files: Backlash of the Hunter
1. Sara Butler: (Referring to Jim's trailer) This is your office? 2. Jim: Yeah, it's cheap, it's tax-deductible, earthquake-proof, and when I get a job out of town, I'll take it with me. 1. Sara Butler: You aren't afraid of him, are you? 2. Jim: You're damn right I am! 1. Sara Butler: How much of my own money am I going to earn back? 2. Jim: I usually pay my operatives 20 bucks an hour for this kind of thing. 3. Sara Butler: I wouldn't do it for less than 50. 1. Jim: You know what's wrong wit...
The Kirkoff Case
1. Larry Kirkoff: How about it, Mr. Rockford? Twenty thousand dollars can buy a lot of groceries. 1. Jim: I'm investigating the Kirkoff killings and I heard you were having an affair with Mrs. Kirkoff before she was killed. 2. Travis Buckman: Private cop, huh? 3. Jim: Look, you aren't gonna shoot anybody, we both know it, so why don't you put that thing away before you have an accident. 4. Travis Buckman: Who're you working for? 5. Jim: Well, that's confidential. 6. [Buckman cocks his gun] 7....
The Dark and Bloody Ground
1. [Beth hides Jim's car keys in her blouse] 2. Jim: If you think that's going to stop me, you've got a short memory.
The Deep Blue Sleep
1. Bob Coleman: You say one word about that to Adrienne, and they'll be scraping you up in six counties! 2. Jim: Six? Why not one neat little package like Margo? 1. Dennis: [suspiciously]What are you going to do, Jim? 2. Jim: Oh...I don't know ... go home ... take a shower ..... 3. Dennis: Stay out of it. 4. Jim: ... stay out of it...
Resurrection in Black & White
1. Susan: You're a private investigator! Why aren't you armed? 2. Jim: Because I don't want to shoot anybody. 1. Susan: [as Jim is loading his gun]I thought you didn't like to shoot people. 2. Jim: I don't shoot it, I just point it! 1. Susan: What are you going to do, Dave? 2. Dave: I'm gonna get a woman, and get drunk! 3. Jim: I'll drink to that. 4. Susan: Well, I guess I can too.
Pastoria Prime Pick
1. Answering Machine: Hey Jimbo. Dennis. Really appreciate the help on the income tax. You wanna help on the audit now?
The Fourth Man
1. Jim: Well, if you hear anything bump in the night or you can't stand the sound of silence, I'm just a few blocks away. 2. Lori: And a good friend. 3. [They kiss] 4. Jim: Are you sure you don't want me to stay? 1. Lori: I'd feel better if I knew what you were going to do. 2. Jim: No, you wouldn't. 3. Rocky: I don't like it. 4. Jim: Rocky, you don't even know what I'm talking about! 5. Rocky: I don't need to. I don't like it!
The Oracle Wore a Cashmere Suit
1. Answering Machine: Teddy's Tree House! You've won our free landscaping service for one full year! We'll mow your lawn, top your trees, mulch, seed, fertilize and feed! Isn't that wonderful!
The Family Hour
1. Answering Machine: Hey Jim, it's Frank. Me and Ellie's down here for our convention. Can't wait to see you! Ah, should be over at your place about one am. Time flies, buddy!
Beamer's Last Case
1. Answering machine: [Loud traffic noise in background]Jimmy, this is Angel. Listen, I've got this new pad right over by the Hollywood Freeway and some friends are coming. Borrow your record player? 1. Ramirez: My banking representatives will be by at five to cancel out the debt; have the money. 2. Jim: Representatives? Plural? 3. Ramirez: That's right 4. Jim: I guess they travel in pairs 'cause that way they have twenty fingers and twenty toes. 1. Jim: Detective Digest, ‘strange cases from...
Trouble in Chapter 17
1. Jim: Look, I don't have a lead! 2. Ann Louise Clement: Except... 3. Jim: Some avenging feminist with a black belt in auto repairing. 1. Jim: It's my client's book, part Dear Abby, part Norman Vincent Peale and part Kama Sutra. 2. Rocky: What's a Kama Sutra? 3. Jim: It's a...uh...how-to book. 1. Jim: Somebody took a shot at her. 2. Dennis: Are you sure it wasn't a backfire? 3. Jim: It was a shot, Dennis. 4. Dennis: The doorman thinks it was a backfire. 5. Jim: Oh, and some expert he is sinc...
The Battle of Canoga Park
1. Rocky: Well anyone who keeps dirty laundry in their desk I think is pretty... 2. Jim: I knew right where to find it didn't I? 1. Rocky: Don't worry, Sonny. I mean, they can't throw you in jail for something you didn't do! 2. Jim: Isn't that what you said before I spent those fun-filled years at Quentin? 1. Rocky: Jimmy didn't kill nobody! 2. Jim: Jimmy's gun did. 1. (Lee Ronstadt, the paramilitary group leader, calls Ray, the talk radio host on the water shortage debate) 2. Lee: Now you wa...
Heartaches of a Fool
1. Answering Machine: I'm the guy who hit your car in the parking lot. I don't have any insurance...I just wanted you to know how really sorry I am. If it makes you feel any better, I hurt my arm.
Rosendahl and Gilda Stern Are Dead
1. [Jim is picking a lock] 2. Rita: What are you doing? That's illegal! 3. Jim: Rita, on my best day I'm borderline.
White on White and Nearly Perfect
1. Belle Labelle: Are you the Lance White who saved Mr. Hillman's life a long, long time ago when the Mob was moving in at the club and threatening his wife and four grandchildren? 2. Lance: [modestly]Let's just say it's closer than I like to come. 3. Jim: [unimpressed]Isn't it about time for an intermission? I'm out of popcorn! 1. Jim: No doubt about it, Lance is perfect. It's his only flaw! 1. Jim: [to Rocky, explaining the difference between fictional detectives and the real thing]His gun...
The Hawaiian Headache
1. Jim: Say, I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry Whipple got iced. 2. Colonel Smith: Hey, he was a soldier doing a soldier's job and he ended up with his dog tags in his boot like a half million other soldiers. I only hope when I get mine it's in the line of duty. 3. Jim: Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for too. I mean, who wants to go out looking at a vase of roses when you can get your head blown off in an alley?
The Rockford Files quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseThe Rockford Files at TV.comSticks and Stones May Break Your Bones, But Waterbury Will Bury You: Directed by Jerry London. With James Garner, Noah Beery Jr., Joe Santos, Simon Oakland. When several of Jim's fellow P.I.s lose their licenses under circumstances that are suspiciously similar, he begins to suspect that someone is targeting independent investigators and ...
The Rockford Files – Season 3, Episode 13 Sticks and Stones May Break Your Bones, But Waterbury Will Bury You Aired Jan 14, 1977 Crime Drama Action
Sticks and Stones May Break Your Bones, But Waterbury Will Bury You When several of Jim's fellow P.I.s lose their licenses under circumstances that are suspiciously similar, he begins to suspect that someone is targeting independent investigators and systematically putting them out of business.
Aug 19, 2014 · First up we have Sticks and Stones May Break Your Bones But Waterbury Will Bury You, which originally aired 14 January, 1977, and was written by David Chase. The phone gag this time out features the military calling Jim about not having his returned his service pistol when he left the Army.
