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Oct 25, 2011 · Like Mark Twain, most of us love a good story; long or short. We love funny stories and jokes because they lift our spirits and give us something to mull over. Stories can bring disparate groups of people together and give them a voice to help express their joys and concerns. Because they leave us with visual memories, stories are a great way ...
- In a rural area a farmer was tending to his horse named Buddy, and along came a stranger who despartely needed the farmer's help. The stranger had lost control of his vehicle and ran it off into a ditch.
- A child and his father were visiting an elderly neighbor. They were raking the neighbor's leaves, organizing the neighbor's garage, putting the trash out, and performing other small jobs around the neighbor's house.
- One day two frogs were hopping in and out of a watering hole and accidentally hopped in an extremely deep hole. They tried to leap out, but to no avail had no success, so they began to yell and croak until other frogs heard them and came to help.
- A mother was seeing her 8 year-old son off to school one morning. She walked him to the bus stop where they waited patiently; the bus came and her son got on the school bus.
Apr 18, 2024 · Funny Quotes. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”. ― Terry Pratchett, “Diggers”. “To call you ...
Mar 14, 2024 · Charles Lamb. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Shulz. “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”. – George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
Aug 29, 2022 · 8. “I don’t care what people talk behind my back until they speak the truth.”. — Abraham Lincoln. 9. “Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys.”. — Joseph Conrad. 10. “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”. — Eleanor Roosevelt.
Sep 15, 2023 · 7. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”. Lily Tomlin. 8. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”. Billie Burke. 9. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”. Marie Osmond.
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Oct 6, 2022 · Here are 100 of the best funny quotes I could find. The goal? To make you relax, laugh, and have a good time! 😂. Life is short and the happiest people are those who live lightly (with a smile on their hearts). You’ll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more. Enjoy! I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright
