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May 22, 2024 · Wonkette's day in news is less than half Trump! God when is he going to die already. Wonkette is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
4 days ago · Wonkette's Day of News Was A Good Day. Today’s a good day …. TO SUBSCRIBE! It was a good day. Tabs! Going On Right Here, A Party, Lasting Throughout The Year. Tabs, Fri., May 31, 2024. Marcie, who has been doing yeoman’s service in these parts, does her victory lap.
May 24, 2024 · I started your day with a healthy breakfast of tabs! Kitteh On My Foot (Want To Touch It). Tabs, Fri., May 24, 2024. Evan went to a Gloria Johnson fundraiser and then he got all EARNEST and shit! I KNOW! EVAN! And Mr. Cynic thinks she can do it! Gloria Johnson Is Smart, Cool, Talks About Abortion Out Loud.
May 8, 2024 · 1. Share. SO many bummers today, you guys! But at least we never got around to writing about the thing in Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain :/. (Dok drew the short straw and has to do it tomorrow.) OH OH OH I forgot to newsletter you yesterday, here’s what’s important! Toronto! The One In Canada! Wonkette Is Coming At You!
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May 17, 2024 · 1 oz house grenadine. 1-2 dashes Angostura bitters. Topo Chico sparkling water. Pour the guava nectar, rum, and lime juice into your tin. Add 2-3 ice cubes. Shake and pour the cocktail into your glass over crushed ice. Drizzle the grenadine over the cocktail. Dash 1-2 shakes of bitters over the drink.
May 26, 2024 · Alien Commander Eros (acted by the wonderfully named Dudley Manlove) and his assistant Tanna put Plan 9 into action in their attempt to stop Earth from destroying the universe. In flying saucers dangling from strings they will resurrect the dead and the unliving will destroy the living.
May 10, 2024 · 1 oz Planteray Three Star Rum. 2 oz pineapple juice. ½ oz creme de coconut. Brut champagne. Nutmeg. Shake rum, pineapple juice, and creme de coconut. Pour into a coupe glass and top with brut champagne. Sprinkle with nutmeg and serve. Champagne cocktails have been a part of the bar scene from the beginning.
