Search results
Morty Seinfeld Quotes. Page 1 of 8. Quote from The Money. Elaine: Well, Mr Seinfeld, I.. I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here. Morty Seinfeld: What's not to understand? Elaine: Well, for one thing, you live in Florida. Morty Seinfeld: I'm very comfortable working out of the house. I have a phone.
- Uncle Leo
- Newman
- Helen Seinfeld
- Morty Seinfeld
- Estelle Costanza
- Frank Costanza
- Cosmo Kramer
- Elaine Benes
- George Costanza
- Jerry Seinfeld
"Why didn't you say hello?"
The season 9 episode "The Bookstore" features a shocking scene when Uncle Leo steals from a store. George and Jerry can't believe their eyes, and when Jerry talks to his relative later on, Leo is upset that Jerry didn't say hi to him. RELATED: The Most Hilarious Uncle Leo Seinfeld Scenes, Ranked Leo's belief that Jerry should always greet him in public comes up quite often, and since he's absolutely right and Jerry is often impolite and snubs his uncle on the streets of New York City, it's al...
"The mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more, and you gotta get it out but the more you g...
Newman has many evil Seinfeld quotes, including his season 4 explanation of the mail. It's hard to think of anything else when reflecting on Newman's time on the series. Newman sounds so upset and burdened by his job, and when he interacts with the other characters and talks about his position, he always makes it sounds like he knows about some greater mystery that no one else has heard about. Besides Newman and Jerry's rivalry, Newman's hatred of his job is the funniest and quirkiest thing a...
"Doesn't like you? How can anyone not like you?"
When Helen and Morty Seinfeld find out that Joe Davola isn't a fan of Jerry, Helen is absolutely shocked to hear this information. With great comedic timing, Morty says that it would make sense if some people didn't like Jerry. Helen's love for her child is sweet and charming, and the fact that she thinks that Jerry is perfect and can do no wrong is a running joke throughout the series. When reflecting on Helen's character, her statement that everyone adores Jerry sticks out the most. All par...
“Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.”
Jerry's parents aren't often in a good mood and share their son's ability to become frustrated at the tough, awkward, and inconvenient parts of life. Morty and Helen's best Seinfeld scenesare often full of many complaints, including when he loses his wallet at his doctor's office But in the season 7 episode "The Cadillac," Morty says this hilarious quote and seems to be in a great mood, happy to eat a chocolate chip cookie. No one can argue with Morty's logic here.
"May I ask why?"
Instead of being thrilled that Susan Ross and George are engaged, Estelle Costanza is stunned to learn that her son is getting married and wants Susan to explain her reasons. Estelle does care about George, but the two don't get along and Estelle is often worried that George won't be able to find a job or a partner. The fact that Estelle responds this way is impossible to forget, and her unique reaction is one of the most memorable quotes on the show.
"Serenity now!"
George's dad is definitely very high strung throughout all of Seinfeld, and in season 9, he starts listening to a self-help tape. When he's stressed and angry, he's supposed to yell "Serenity now!" so he feels instantly better. RELATED: 10 Best Frank Costanza Episodes Ranked, According To IMDB This is Frank Costanza's most memorable quote as he really enjoys the process of working through his emotions. It's nice to see Frank pursuing a goal and becoming a better person, and it's also quirky a...
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint—it's delicious.”
Many of Kramer's Seinfeld quotes aged well, including in the season 4 episode "The Junior Mint" when he praises the candy. Not every character could talk about chocolate in such an unforgettable way. Kramer is so confident here and he doesn't think it's strange that he and Jerry are eating candy above an O.R. Kramer lives his life the way that he chooses and this is what makes him a staple of the show.
"I like to think I have a little grace."
Elaine changes publishing jobs a few times during the sitcom, and in the season 6 episode "The Chaperone," Ms. Landis interviews Elaine to work for Doubleday. Elaine is inspired by Jackie Kennedy Onassis and starts talking about grace. When Elaine says she must have a "little grace," Ms. Landis says that people have it or they don't. RELATED: 9 Best Elaine Benes Quotes On Seinfeld Elaine is understandably insulted, and to make matters worse, she doesn't get the job that she has been dreaming...
"The sea was angry that day, my friends."
One of George's best Seinfeld episodesis season 5's "The Marine Biologist" and his story about saving a whale is perfectly timed, hilarious, and earnest. When George talks about how mad the ocean seemed, he really leans into his storytelling, and George is more sure of himself than ever before. While George has many solid quotes, like when he talks about how he should behave in the opposite way that he wants to so he can be successful, his monologue is what fans associate with him the most.
"Today's almost over. And weekdays always go by fast. Friday we're leaving. It's like two days really. It's like a cup of coffee. It will go by like that."
As the main character who also does stand-up in countless episodes, Jerry's quotes are always top of mind, but his words in the season 3 episode "The Pen" stand out the most. When Elaine has hurt her back visiting Jerry's parents in Florida and wants to go home, Jerry explains that their visit will fly by. Of course this isn't true, but Jerry's analysis that the trip will feel like only two days is funny and relatable as this is a great way to make a tough situation feel easier. NEXT: 10 Sein...
People also ask
Who is Morty Seinfeld?
Are Morty & Helen Seinfeld recurring characters?
Did Morty Seinfeld pay a check without money?
Who played Morty Seinfeld in the stake out?
MORTY: Well, it's getting kinda late, why don't we uh... ELAINE: Mr Peterman, that can't have been the only time that you faced mortal danger. PETERMAN: (smiles and laughs) Ha ha ha. Funny you should ask, Elaine. MORTY: Look, if we're gonna stay here until all hours of the night, can we at least get some food here?
Morty Seinfeld Quote #44. Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Raincoats. Jack: [on the phone] Morty, listen I can't get into the garage. Morty Seinfeld: What do you mean? Jack: There is something wrong with the key. The key doesn't work. Morty Seinfeld: You gotta jiggle it a little bit. I jiggled it.
Morty Seinfeld, played by Barney Martin, is a fictional character on Seinfeld. He is Jerry Seinfeld's father. His wife, Jerry's mother, is Helen Seinfeld. Morty made a living selling raincoats...
Morty Seinfeld: You gotta pull on the knob as you turn it. Jack: Get the hell outta here with your knob. Doris: What does he want from you? Morty Seinfeld: My idiot son could open that garage door. Jerry: What did I do? Morty Seinfeld: Just do it first thing tomorrow. I need it.
- “What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses — like they’re trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?” — Jerry.
- “Can you die from an odor? I mean, like if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks, could you actually die from the odor?” — Elaine.
- “You know, I got a great idea for a cologne. ‘ The Beach’. You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.” — Kramer.
- “I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?” — George.
