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- “The Terrorist Is Getting Away with The Wmd.”
- Don’T Get Captured
- Derka Derka
- Promises & Lies
- The Fag Way
- Worse Than 911
- “There Is No ‘I’ in Team America!”
- “I’ve Got Alec Baldwin!”
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Carson: The terrorist is getting away with the WMD.Joe: I got him! (Fires a rocket at the terrorist. It misses and hits the Eiffel Tower causing it to collapse into the ‘Arc de Triomphe‘, completing the original goal of the terrorists.)Joe: Damn, I missed him!Spottswoode: Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown, and the terrorists take you, prisoner, well, you’ll probably want to take your own life. Here, you’d better have this. (Hands Gary a hammer.)
Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka! (Allows Gary into terrorist hideout)Lisa: Promise me you’ll never die.Gary Johnston: You know I can’t promise that.Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.Gary Johnston: I promise I’ll never die.Alec Baldwin: By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the FAG way. One day you’ll all...
Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.Chris: My God, that’s… I don’t even know what that is!Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!Spottswoode: Remember! There is no ‘I’ in Team America!I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.: Yes there is.Joe: Your plan will fail! You’ll never keep the world leaders distracted here for 9 hours!Kim Jong Il: Oh no? I’ve got Arec Barrwin!Joe: Dear God!Janeane Garofalo: As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it’s our own opinion.
Susan Sarandon: Oh, thank god. We have to stop the ceremony! Kim Jong-Il is mad! Here let me loose. I will show you where the theater is!Chris: All right!Gary: No! Chris, stay away from her!Chris: F*ck you! She wants to help us.Team America is a 2004 satire film by the creators of South Park, featuring marionette puppets fighting terrorism. See the best quotes from the film, such as "I'm Matt Damon", "Derka derka derka", and "There is no 'I' in Team America".
Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.
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- "Hey terrorist, terrorize this." Team America does an incredible job of parodying the big-budget action movies of the time. In some cases, what happens on screen feels like it could be in any of those types of films.
- "And if you betray us..." And if you betray us, I'll rip your f**king balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you s**t, you'll s**t all over your balls, got it?
- "Damn, I missed him." While an entire action film made with marionettes could have been a major disaster, the movie proves it's not playing around with its first scene.
- "Head back to base for cocktails." While the team takes care of all the damage on the ground, they are backed up from their home base by Spottswoode. He is sort of Team America's version of M from James Bond.
May 28, 2024 · In Team America, that means a fictionalised Kim Jong Il who is privately masterminding all of the world's terror campaigns, and a bunch of patriots on both ends of the American political spectrum, who take it on themselves to pass judgement on the rest of the planet.
View Quote Chris: I hate to break this little party, but there are still a lot of bad guys out there. Gary Johnston: Er-well, then let's show the bad guys the police are back in force! Lisa: **** yeah. Gary Johnston: **** yeah.
Apr 4, 2024 · Get the most hilarious and iconic quotes from the comedy film Team America: World Police. Laugh out loud with the unforgettable lines from this satirical puppet movie.
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