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Apr 3, 2023 · The best The Office quotes from Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, and every Dunder Mifflin employee. Read the funniest, most inspirational quotes from 9 seasons.
- “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott (Season 5, The Duel)
- “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott (Season 4, Fun Run)
- “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott (Season 5, Stress Relief: Part 1)
- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard (Season 9, Finale) Related: Why Did Steve Carell Leave The Office?
Oct 22, 2021 · Relive the hilarious moments of the U.S. sitcom The Office with these memorable quotes from Michael, Dwight, Jim, Pam and more. Whether it's a witty one-liner, a prank, or a cringe-worthy situation, these characters will make you laugh out loud.
Aug 3, 2023 · While it’s been more than seven years since The Office aired its last episode, the series treated us to numerous hilarious quotes that are simply unforgettable. Here are some of the funniest quotes and one-liners from The Office that will make you want to watch the series all over again.
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- "I think that pretty much sums it up... I found it at Spencer Gifts." — Michael Scott (holding a mug reading "World's Best Boss")
- "Uh... nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surpris ing because you didn't expect it, but you will...
- "Could you mean a vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered." — Meredith Palmer.
- "No, no... 'cause then the ice melts and it's, like, ~second drink~." — Pam Beesly.
Jan 16, 2019 · Find the best quotes from the popular TV show The Office, featuring Dwight, Jim, Michael, Pam and more. Browse by season, character, or topic and enjoy the hilarious humor and wit of the Dunder Mifflin staff.
Jun 2, 2022 · Enjoy the hilarious and memorable quotes from the popular TV series The Office, featuring Michael, Dwight, Jim, Pam, and more. Vote for your favorite quotes, share them with your friends, and relive the best moments of the show.
