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Mar 14, 2021 · 1. "Jesus also did many other things. If they were all written down, I suppose the whole world could not contain the books that would be written." - John 21:25. 2. "From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. 'Get out of here, baldy!' they said. 'Get out of here, baldy!'.
Mar 29, 2024 · They are clean and family-friendly, but some of them might be a little over the heads of kids who don’t have much Bible knowledge. From classic puns to witty retellings of famous stories, here are some of the best Bible jokes and riddles for kids. Funny Bible Jokes For Kids
Apr 20, 2017 · Here are 20 Bible jokes you can tell kids individually or in a group setting. Who was the shortest man in the Bible? Nehemiah (knee-high-miah). What time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve. When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible? When God gave Moses two tablets. What kind of car did the disciples drive?
Feb 3, 2024 · Trying to connect with your kids or Sunday School class? These Bible jokes are sure to break the ice and inspire a little laughter. We have gathered some bible joke favorites that may just inspire a little heavenly song. The Bible is no joking matter. In fact, we probably love it as much as you.
Aug 17, 2023 · Best Bible jokes for kids. 1.) Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Abraham. He knew a Lot. 2.) Need an ark? I Noah guy. 3.) Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? He thought he saw a Job. 4.) What type of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. 5.) Did you know God is a big baseball fan?
Jul 8, 2023 · “Son, you are always with me, and all that is mine is yours. It was fitting to celebrate and be glad, for this your brother was dead, and is alive; he was lost, and is found.” [ Luke 15:31-32, ESV] In this story, we can see the amazing love that God has for His children. Many of us are the son.
Nov 12, 2022 · A Christler. Did you know baseball was mentioned in the Bible? … It starts off “In the big inning…” What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? … He was Ruth-less. If Goliath would come back to life today, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath? … No, he already fell for it once.
