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- Season 1 overviewSep 22, 2003-May 24, 200424 episodesSeason 1 episodes1. Pilot Sep 22, 2003
- Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.
- 2. Big Flappy Bastards Sep 29, 2003
- Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.
- One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
- Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.
- 5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Oct 20, 2003
- Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
- After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.
- For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
- 8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful Nov 10, 2003
- Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.
- 9. Phase One, Complete Nov 17, 2003
- Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.
- 10. Merry Thanksgiving Nov 24, 2003
- In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.
- 11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Dec 15, 2003
- Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.
- 12. Camel Filters and Pheremones Jan 5, 2004
- The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.
- 13. Sarah Like Puny Alan Jan 12, 2004
- Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.
- 14. I Can't Afford Hyenas Feb 2, 2004
- Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.
- 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Feb 9, 2004
- Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).
- 16. That Was Saliva, Alan Feb 16, 2004
- Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.
- 17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Feb 23, 2004
- Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
- 18. An Old Flame With a New Wick Mar 1, 2004
- Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
- Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.
- 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Apr 19, 2004
- After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.
- 21. No Sniffing, No Wowing May 3, 2004
- Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.
- 22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet May 10, 2004
- Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.
- 23. Just Like Buffalo May 17, 2004
- Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
- 24. Can You Feel My Finger? May 24, 2004
- A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Episodes. Each episode's title is a phrase spoken by one of the characters in that episode. The three exceptions are the pilot episode and the episodes "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" (season 1) and "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" (season 2).
Two and a Half Men: Created by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre. With Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S1.E1 ∙ Pilot. Sun, Sep 21, 2003. After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble altering his carefree lifestyle to accommodate the presence of his 10-year-old nephew Jake. 8.1/10 (2.5K) Rate. S1.E2 ∙ Big Flappy Bastards. Sun, Sep 28, 2003.
S1.E16 ∙ That Was Saliva, Alan. Mon, Feb 16, 2004. Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into sheltering her and her daughter Joanie, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists that they must stay.
List of Two and a Half Men Episodes. Following is an episode list for the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men. As of February 19, 2015, 262 episodes have aired, concluding the series of Two and a Half Men. Every episode's title is a phrase said by one of the characters in that episode.
Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn that originally aired on CBS from September 22, 2003, to February 19, 2015, with a total of twelve seasons consisting of 262 episodes.
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