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- OverviewSep 19, 2005-May 22, 200624 episodesEpisodes24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite May 22, 2006
- Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
- 23. Arguments for the Quickie May 15, 2006
- Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
- 22. Just Once With Aunt Sophie May 8, 2006
- Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
- 21. And the Plot Moistens May 1, 2006
- Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
- 20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Apr 24, 2006
- Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
- 19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Apr 10, 2006
- Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
- 18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler Mar 20, 2006
- Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
- 17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Mar 13, 2006
- Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
- 16. Ergo, the Booty Call Mar 6, 2006
- Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
- 15. My Tongue Is Meat Feb 27, 2006
- Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
- 14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Feb 6, 2006
- Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
- 13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Jan 23, 2006
- Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
- 12. That Special Tug Jan 9, 2006
- Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
- 11. Santa's Village of the Damned Dec 19, 2005
- Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
- 10. Something Salted and Twisted Nov 28, 2005
- Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.
- 9. Madame and Her Special Friend Nov 21, 2005
- A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
- 8. That Voodoo That I Do Do Nov 14, 2005
- Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
- 7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Nov 7, 2005
- Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
- 6. Hi, Mr. Horned One Oct 24, 2005
- Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
- 5. We Called It Mr. Pinky Oct 17, 2005
- Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.
- 4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Oct 10, 2005
- Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
- 3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Oct 3, 2005
- Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
- 2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Sep 26, 2005
- Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.
- 1. Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts Sep 19, 2005
- After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
S3.E4 ∙ Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs. Mon, Oct 10, 2005. Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows. 7.7/10 (1.3K) Rate. Watch options.
The third season of Two and a Half Men originally aired between September 19, 2005 and May 22, 2006 on CBS, to positive reviews.
Season 3 of Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS on Monday nights at 9:00/8:00pm between September 19, 2005 and May 22, 2006. In the United Kingdom, the third season originally aired on BBC Two on Saturday lunchtimes between December 31, 2005 and June 10, 2006.
Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
Two and a Half Men: Created by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre. With Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Watch Two and a Half Men — Season 3 with a subscription on Peacock, or buy it on Fandango at Home, Prime Video, Apple TV. Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a...
Season 3. Will Charlie take a spin on the marriage-go-round? The boys (all two and a half men's worth) are back for a snappy, smart season of TV's #1 comedy hit.