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This line is spoken by Tommy DeVito (played by Joe Pesci) in the film Goodfellas, directed by Martin Scorsese (1990). After Tommy DeVito tells a funny effing story (laden with F-bombs, like everything else he says), fellow mobster Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) tells him, "you're a funny guy."
- We Need to Toughen This Kid Up
- A Bunch of Schnooks
- A Work of Art
- Intestinal Distress
- Funeral Arrangements
- Mafia Wives
- The Cutthroat Restaurant Industry
- Henry Has It All Figured Out
- I'm A Nobody
- He Knows What He Said
"You're A Real Jerk."
Growing up in an impoverished family in 1950s Brooklyn, New York, Henry Hill struggled in school and likely never felt as if he would get anywhere in life keeping on the up-and-up. He chose to ingratiate himself with a local crime family, a move that earned him a ton of money and respect in the local neighborhood. This prestige, he would soon learn, came with a price: When a man turns up at Tuddy's storefront with a gunshot wound, Henry is shocked. He tries to bandage the wound, but Tuddy sco...
"They Were Suckers. They Had No Balls."
Early on in the film, Henry explains that, from a very young age, he found the mobster lifestyle to be alluring, and after cutting his teeth in the criminal underworld, he felt as if he could never return to normal life. Now a rich and powerful member of the mafia, Henry tells the audience of the contempt he felt for those who put up with underpaying on-the-level jobs and unappreciative families, saying that they were "suckers, they had no balls." It's a hilariously blunt turn of phrase, and...
"I Like This One. One Dog Goes One Way, The Other Dog Goes The Other Way, And This Guy's Saying 'What Do You Want From Me?'"
Loud and short-tempered, Joe Pesci's Tommy DeVitowas arguably one of the scariest members of the Lucchese crime syndicate. Murdering several men over petty insults throughout the course of the film, he wasn't one to be played with, and he certainly wasn't ever one to appreciate art. RELATED: 10 Best Karen Hill Quotes In Goodfellas His mother, however, took up painting as a hobby, and, when she shows off her art over an impromptu dinner following the execution of Billy Batts, he makes some hil...
"The Man Hasn't Been Able To Digest A Decent Meal In Six Weeks!"
The relationship between Henry and Karen doesn't start on amicable terms, but Karen eventually states that she was won over by Henry's glamorous and thrilling lifestyle. Karen's parents, however, disapprove of Henry, and things only get worse after they're married. The two live in Karen's parents' house after their marriage, and Karen's mother takes issue with Henry repeatedly staying out all night. Karen argues with her mother, who tries to bring her husband into the argument, stating that,...
"You Were Late For Your Own F---ing Funeral."
After hauling in over $5 million following the infamous Lufthansa heist in 1978, some of the Lucchese crime family members began to get anxious over both increased federal scrutiny and outside parties eager to stake a claim to the unprecedented monetary yield. As a result, those who were in some way involved in the heist started turning up dead, the first being Stacks, the driver of the getaway van. Stacks overslept on a morning when he was supposed to meet the crew (who were planning to whac...
"I'm From Miami. You Ever Been There? It's OK, But It's Like You Died And Woke Up In Jew Heaven."
When Karen first meets the wives of Henry's friends, she's unimpressed. She remarks that they wore too much makeup and dressed shabbily, and she complains to Henry about it in the following scene. The most abrasive of the wives, however, was the woman who absent-mindedly asked Karen where she was from. She then asks if Karen has ever been to her hometown of Miami, remarking, "It's OK, but it's like you died and woke up in Jew heaven." Obviously, the comment is nothing short of harmful, but th...
"Business Is Bad? F--- You, Pay Me."
Restaurants are commonly used by crime families for the purposes of money laundering, but, when Paulie is persuaded to invest in a local mobster hangout, he takes a pretty cutthroat approach. RELATED: Henry Hill's 10 Best Quotes In Goodfellas Henry explains in a voiceover that, though Paulie could protect the restaurant's real owners from major harm, they also had to pay up regularly regardless of any issues they might have. Throughout the film, Paulie is almost entirely humorless, and, while...
"They Don't Have Things Organized. I Know What I'm Doing. I've Got Things Organized With These Guys."
After hearing about a mob wife whose husband had to go to jail, Karen panics and asks Henry what might become of her were they forced into the same situation. Henry scoffs at the idea and states that he has things "organized." There's nothing funny about the line in the moment, but it serves as a retroactively hilarious bit of foreshadowing. Henry, as it turns out, didn't have everything organized. Though it would take years for his life of crime to catch up with him, Henry eventually agrees...
"Right After I Got Here I Order Some Spaghetti And Marinara Sauce And I Got Egg Noodles And Ketchup."
Crime was all Henry ever knew, but, when he's forced into witness protection, he has to leave his old lifestyle behind. During the film's final moments, Henry is seen living in a suburb, and he's clearly discontent with his new life. Not only is the line itself funny, but it underscores the tragic, ironic fate to which Henry succumbed. In the beginning, he was enamored with his glamorous career as a criminal and expressed disdain for the so-called "schnooks" of the world, but, as it turns out...
"I'm Funny How? Like I'm A Clown? I Amuse You?"
Tommy DeVito was notoriously quick to anger, and, when Henry makes an idle comment, Tommy is quick to take offense. He goes on a tirade, asking Henry what exactly he meant when he called him a "funny guy." Henry seems to believe he's in deep trouble for a moment, before he figures out that it's all a prank. Easily the most quotable scene from the film, it highlights the dual personalities of Tommy. Jovial and cracking wise one moment and belligerent the next, the scene exemplifies just how mu...
- “Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.” Goodfellas - Henry gets pinched. These are the two golden rules of being a mobster; don’t rat on your friends and keep your mouth shut.
- “ As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” Goodfellas - Opening Scene.
- “ You think I’m funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Do I amuse you?” Goodfellas - Laughing Scene. This famous scene from Goodfellas is one of the films very best.
- “I’m an average nobody, I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.” Goodfellas - Ending. Henry Hill always dreamed of being a gangster, but even that dream eventually turned into a nightmare.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
- Living the Dream. “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” — Henry Hill. After watching Tommy DeVito (Pesci) and Jimmy Conway (De Niro) stab and shoot a bloodied Billy Batts (Frank Vincent) in his trunk, Henry (Liotta) slams it shut and doesn’t even blink before being captured in a classic Scorsese freeze frame.
- Baptized by Fire. “One day, some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother’s groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.”
- Only the Strong Survive. “You’re a real jerk. You wasted eight fuckin’ aprons on this guy. I don’t know what the hell’s wrong with you. I gotta toughen this kid up.”
- Snitches Get Stitches. “Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.” — Jimmy Conway. A young Henry gets himself pinched for selling cigarettes, but Jimmy isn’t mad—rather, he’s glad for the opportunity to teach his young apprentice the cardinal rule(s) of the wiseguy.
Oct 27, 2023 · Movie fans everywhere have come together to vote on this list of the best Goodfellas movie quotes. Martin Scorsese's iconic crime drama has given us some of the most memorable lines in cinema history, from "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster" to "Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?"
Rating: R (Restricted) Runtime: 146 minutes. Martin Scorsese's 1990 masterpiece GoodFellas immortalizes the hilarious, horrifying life of actual gangster Henry Hill (Ray Liotta), from his teen years on the streets of New York to his anonymous exile under the Witness Protection Program. Th… more ».