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- The Sons of Thunder
- Can Anything Good Come from Nazareth?
- An Israelite in Whom There Is No Deceit
- The Disciple Who Could Run Faster Than Peter
- The Most Boring Sermon in The Bible
- Elijah vs 450 Prophets of Baal
- Jesus’ Nickname For Simon
- Sir I Perceive That You Are A Prophet
- Humble Moses
- Camels and Needles
In Mark 3:17, we learn of Jesus’ hilarious nickname for his disciples James and John. James and John were brothers, and their father was Zebedee. So they were properly known as the “Sons of Zebedee.” So how did they come to be known as the “Sons of Thunder?” We don’t immediately learn the answer in Mark. And it isn’t until a later time that we see ...
When Nathaniel was told by Philip that the Messiah had been found in Nazareth, his reply was golden; “Can anything good come from Nazareth?” –John 1:46 It’s even funnier when you consider that the word “Nazareth” comes from the Hebrew word “netser” which means “branch.” Numerous Old Testament prophets had foretold that the Christ (Messiah) would be...
What’s every bit as funny as the joke on Nathaniel above is the very next scene! Nathaniel gets introduced to the Messiah; When Jesus saw Nathanael approaching, he said of him, “How do you know me?” Nathanael asked. Jesus answered, “I saw you while you were still under the fig tree before Philip called you.” What happens next? Jesus makes him one o...
In his Gospel, the disciple John described himself as “the disciple whom Jesus loved.” (Oh where have I seen this verse before?) But Jesus Christ described him as one of the “Sons of Thunder” (see above). As if he doesn’t already have enough nicknames, John comes up with another personal nickname. And not for others. It’s for himself! “The disciple...
I’m sure it never happens to you. But have you ever seen other peoplein church begin to doze off during the pastor’s sermon? Well, it wouldn’t be the first time! There’s at least one Biblical precedent. Paul’s audience began to fall asleep. Especially one young sleepy lad who was sitting in a third-story window. You can read the whole account in Ac...
“Is your god sleeping? Or maybe he’s stuck in the bathroom –you know- relieving himself?” These are some of the hilarious taunts Elijah made toward the practitioners of Baal worship. But Elijah was just getting started. He didn’t just get the first laugh. He got all the laughs that day. The god (notice the little “g”) of the Baal worshipers remaine...
We know him as Simon Peter. But before he met Jesus, he was just Simon. He was very impulsive and unstable. The name Simon means “reed” –something that sways in the wind. It easily moves whichever way the wind blows without any thought. He was the kind of guy who jumped to conclusions without thinking things through. He was the disciple who cut off...
Here’s one of my favorite weird Biblical stories When Jesus met the Woman at the Well in John 4.17-19, his response to her was; “You have correctly said, ‘I have no husband’; for you have had five husbands and the one you now have is not your husband; this you have said truly.” Yes, she had a past. And it wasn’t one she was proud of. But the Lamb o...
“Now Moses was a very humble man, more humble than anyone else on the face of the earth” Numbers 12:3 If you’re wondering what’s so funny about this verse, ask yourself who wrote it. Moses wrote it. Yes! Moses! Can’t get enough funny Bible Verses? “22 of the Weirdest Verses in the Bible” Now that’s funny! I mean… who doesn’t think it’s funny that h...
A well-known quote of Jesus Christ comes from the discussion with his disciples after his an encounter with the rich young ruler: “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:24 Jesus showed us the value of satirical hyperbole and he cut straight to the...
- Song of Solomon 4:2 CEV. Your teeth are whiter than sheep freshly washed; they match perfectly, not one is missing. Well, It’s good that Solomon has standards in oral care.
- Acts 2:15 NET Bible. In spite of what you think, these men are not drunk, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning. Peter wants to clear the air and make sure that everyone knows it’s WAY to early to be drinking.
- Galatians 5:12 HSCB. I wish those who are disturbing you might also get themselves castrated! Woah, there, Paul… that escalated quickly!
- Proverbs 11:22 God’s Word Translation. [Like] a gold ring in a pig’s snout, [so] is a beautiful woman who lacks good taste. Lol being tacky is not just a modern-day issue but even in ancient times.
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- Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
- Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
- Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
- It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
- Job’s Friends Thought They Were So Wise. “Doubtless you are the only people who matter, and wisdom will die with you!” (Job 12:2 NIV) On the face of it, this verse sounds like an overdone compliment.
- Unicorns in Numbers 24. “God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.”
- Job Gives Feedback to His Friends. “If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.” (Job 13:5 NIV) Another snarky response from Job, you may have heard someone mention this one as a prank back in youth group, (“I suggest you memorize Job 13:5 this week…”).
- Ecclesiastes 10 Says All You Need Is Cash. “A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything.”
Jan 11, 2024 · Kevin / January 11, 2024. 30 of the Best Memes about the Bible and Christian Life. If a picture is worth a thousand words, a meme is worth a thousand laughs. (Or at least a couple.) I sometimes use memes when teaching the Bible. I find it gives people a mental break and often communicates a truth better than I could!
19 Sweet Christian Family Quotes. You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them. Desmond Tutu. God gifts and blesses us with the people he places in our lives. And everyone we cross paths with, we meet them for a reason! Everyone plays a specific role in our life, as we play in theirs.
