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These 101 funny quotes from comedians, movies, authors, and TV look at the hilarious side of life. Enjoy these funny quotes, a laugh and share with a friend.
Nov 30, 2023 · These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work, and even nature. Enjoy quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope, Robin Williams, and more.
Apr 19, 2022 · 1. "I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands." Advertisement. 2. "I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience." 3. "You can't make everyone happy. You're not an...
Mar 12, 2024 · 1. “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’. Then get busy and find out how to do it.” —Theodore Roosevelt. 2. “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” —Tina...
Oct 6, 2022 · Here are 100 of the best funny quotes I could find. The goal? To make you relax, laugh, and have a good time! 😂. Life is short and the happiest people are those who live lightly (with a smile on their hearts). You’ll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more. Enjoy!
Jun 2, 2022 · “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn. “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ― Albert Einstein. “If at first you don’t succeed, quit. When life gives you lemons, quit. When the going gets tough, the tough just quit.”
Jun 13, 2022 · “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln. “A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” Eleanor Roosevelt. “If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.” Ann Landers.
