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- “No amount of me trying to explain myself was doing any good. I didn't even know what was going on inside of me, so how could I have explained it to them?”
- “You don’t have to be around long to understand the world is a frightening place, that life includes situations you have no control over, that anything can happen.
- “Today I wore a pair of faded old jeans and a plain grey baggy shirt. I hadn't even taken a shower, and I did not put on an ounce of makeup. I grabbed a worn out black oversized jacket to cover myself with even though it is warm outside.
- “Mama gasped. “She’s pregnant?” The nurse stood. “Not pregnant. In labor. About to deliver her child… when did your water break, honey?” ― Jack Getze, Making Hearts.
Feb 27, 2023 · These family drama quotes will entertain and educate about family life. "Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say." - 'The Lightning Thief: Percy Jackson & the Olympians', Rick Riordan.
Oct 27, 2021 · Funny Family Drama Quotes. When life gets messy and family becomes bent out of shape, sometimes all you can do is laugh about it. After all, they don't say laughter is the best medicine for nothing. Who needs a soap opera when you have family? When family therapy fails: wine and chocolate.
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Ah, family. We laugh together, cry together, and poke fun at one another whenever we get the chance. Being part of a family has its hilarious moments—some of which can only be summed up through funny family quotes. Need a funny quote to share on social media or send in your family group chat? Look no further than this list of hilarious (and totally...
1. “Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.”—Wayne Huizenga 2. “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”—Buddy Hackett 3. “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”—George Burns 4. “A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional ani...
11. “Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”—P.J. O’Rourke 12. “You know what it’s like having five kids? Imagine you’re drowning. And someone hands you a baby.”—Jim Gaffigan 13. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”—Phyllis Diller 14. “When children are doi...
21. “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”—Lemony Snicket, Horseradish 22. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance—waiting for the bathroom.”—Bob Hope 23. “Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.”—Pam Brown 24. “What brothers say to tease their sisters has...
31. “It’s especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.”—Sean Covey, The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Teens 32. “When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bo...
41. “The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”—Sam Levenson 42. “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.”—Ellen DeGeneres 43. “To a small child, the perfect grandad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolu...
51. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”—Henny Youngman 52. “Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”—Unknown 53. “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”—Jim Carrey 54. “The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”—Oscar Wilde 55. “My husba...
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Apr 12, 2024 · Looking for cute and funny quotes for your family? We have rounded up the best collection of funny family quotes, sayings, captions, jokes, status, one-liners, (with images, memes, and pictures) to make you laugh out loud. Also: Short Family Quotes.
May 30, 2023 · The collection of “Family Drama Quotes” below provides both humorous and insightful perspectives on these common familial tensions and challenges, demonstrating that family dramas are universal experiences and an integral part of life’s rich tapestry.
Dec 15, 2022 · Funny Family Quotes. 1. “Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.” – Jerry Seinfeld. 2. “When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.” – George Bernard Shaw. 3.
