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- The Crocodile by Lewis Carroll. “How cheerfully he seems to grin …”
- How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes by Shel Silverstein. “Such an awful, boring chore.”
- Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face by Jack Prelutsky. “Within your ear, your nose would be …”
- Don’t Go Into the Library by Alberto Rios. “The library is dangerous …”
- Sick. Famous Poem. By Shel Silverstein. “I cannot go to school today," Said little Peggy Ann McKay. “I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
- Snowball. Famous Poem. By Shel Silverstein. I made myself a snowball. As perfect as could be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet. And let it sleep with me. Stories 6.
- Being Brave At Night. Famous Poem. By Edgar A. Guest. The other night 'bout two o'clock, or maybe it was three, An elephant with shining tusks came chasing after me.
- Messy Room. Famous Poem. By Shel Silverstein. Whosever room this is should be ashamed! His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
The funny poetry playground of children’s author Kenn Nesbitt. Here you will find lots of funny poems for kids, classic children’s poems, games, poetry lessons and activities, plus a rhyming dictionary, videos, author visit information, and lots more!
Short Poems for Children. Including funny rhyming poems, poems about nature and animals, Poems about School. Inspiring and Famous poems. Poems by kids and poems for kids. Short poems simple to memorize and recite.
- Little Boy Blue Darrensardelli
- Eletephony – Laura Elizabeth Richards
- Row Row Row Your Boat – Unknown
- The Little Turtle – Vachel Lindsay
- How Not to Have to Dry The Dishes – Shel Silverstein
- Now We Are Six – A. A. Milne
- Fun – Leroy F. Jackson
- Snowball – Shel Silverstein
- Daddy Fell Into The Pond – Alfred Noyes
- I Have A Little Frog – Unknown
Little Boy Blue, please cover your nose. You sneezed on Miss Muffet and ruined her clothes. You sprayed Mother Hubbard, and now she is sick. You put out the fire on Jack’s candlestick. Your sneeze is the reason why Humpty fell down. You drenched Yankee Doodle when he came to town. The blind mice are angry! The sheep are upset! From now on, use a ti...
Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone— (Dear me! I am not certain quite That even now I’ve got it right.) Howe’er it was, he got his trunk Entangled in the telephunk; The more he tried to get it free, The louder buzzed the telephee— (I fear I’d better drop the song Of e...
Row Row Row Your Boat Gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily Life is but a dream. Row Row Row Your Boat Gently down the stream If you see a crocodile Don’t forget to scream
There was a little turtle. He lived in a box. He swam in a puddle. He climbed on the rocks. He snapped at a mosquito. He snapped at a flea. He snapped at a minnow. And he snapped at me. He caught the mosquito. He caught the flea. He caught the minnow. But he didn’t catch me.
If you have to dry the dishes (Such an awful, boring chore) If you have to dry the dishes (‘Stead of going to the store) If you have to dry the dishes And you drop one on the floor— Maybe they won’t let you Dry the dishes anymore.
When I was One, I had just begun. When I was Two, I was nearly new. When I was Three I was hardly me. When I was Four, I was not much more. When I was Five, I was just alive. But now I am Six, I’m as clever as clever, So I think I’ll be six now for ever and ever.
I love to hear a lobster laugh, Or see a turtle wiggle, Or poke a hippopotamus And see the monster giggle, Or even stand around at night And watch the mountains wriggle.
I made myself a snowball, As perfect as could be. I thought I’d keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head. Then last night it ran away, But first it wet the bed.
Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey. We had nothing to do and nothing to say. We were nearing the end of a dismal day, And then there seemed to be nothing beyond, Then Daddy fell into the pond! And everyone’s face grew merry and bright, And Timothy danced for sheer delight. “Give me the camera, quick, oh quick! He’s crawling out of the duckweed!” C...
I have a little frog His name is Tiny Tim, I put him in the bathtub, To see if he could swim, He drank up all the water, And gobbled up the soap! And when he tried to talk He had a BUBBLE in his throat!
Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun! Our Parents Are Planning a Party. Iggy Borborygmus. Brand New Cat. The Summer’s Nearly Over. I’m Thinking of Writing a Poem Today. My Knee Is for Me.
Aug 16, 2023 · Keen on exploring a light-hearted, funny collection of poems? You’ve come to the right place! Whether you’re getting your kiddos geared up to craft their own witty verses or wanting to dissect poetic devices using entertaining examples, we’ve got you covered!
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