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2 days ago · 100 Worst Movies of All Time. It’s bad movies galore as we encounter the Rottenest of the Rotten: 100 movies that scored less than 6% (from at least 20 reviews) with the critics on the...
- Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
Rated 3.5/5 Stars • Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 01/21/24 Full...
- One Missed Call
Ben Kenigsberg Time Out Rated: 2/5 Nov 18, 2011 Full Review...
- A Thousand Words
0% 58 Reviews Tomatometer 46% 50,000+ Ratings Audience Score...
- The Ridiculous 6
Jackson R Incredible movie. Great plot and laughs with da...
- Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
One of the worst films ever made. Rated 0.5/5 Stars • Rated...
- Rollerball
Jonathan (Chris Klein) is the most popular player in the...
- Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
List of films considered the worst. Reefer Madness (1936), one of the earliest films to garner particularly negative contemporary reviews [1] The films listed below have been cited by a variety of notable critics in varying media sources as being among the worst films ever made.
- 10 'Jaws: The Revenge'
- 9 'The Last Days of American Crime'
- 8 'National Lampoon's Gold Diggers'
- 7 'Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2'
- 6 'Pinocchio'
- 5 'Gotti'
- 4 'A Thousand Words'
- 3 'Left Behind'
- 2 'One Missed Call'
- 1 'Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever'
Director: Joseph Sargent
Steven Spielberg's 1975 masterpiece Jaws was the original summer blockbuster and as fine a suspense film as has ever been. The immediate sequel was unnecessary, occasionally exciting, and definitely not entirely awful. Jaws 3D is hilarious. However, the fourth entry alternates between hilarious (fleetingly) and it's mostly unwatchable. Jaws: The Revenge sees the shark carrying a personal vendetta. This is the picture with one of cinema history's most infamous continuity errors, with Michael C...
Director: Olivier Megaton
This interminably long comic-book adaptation briefly trended on Netflix, and that's exactly where its accomplishments end.Taken 2 and Taken 3 director Olivier Megaton's nearly three-hour stab at Scarface is abrasive and even kind of pathetic. Good actors like Michael Pitt and Édgar Ramírez are given nothing more to do than pose and shout dialogue. Critics unanimously agreed that The Last Days of American Crime was a crime against cinema. It's so desperate desire to be edgy that it becomes lau...
Director: Gary Preisler
National Lampoon's Gold Diggersfollows two broke losers who enter a web of crime and scheming with rich old women who have nefarious plans of their own. Sounds like a decent enough premise for a vulgar, unassuming, lowbrow good time, right? Here's the problem, or at least arguably the biggest among myriad problems: Gold Diggers is PG-13. Thus, it does nothing with its premise, not even the cheap, sleazy jokes fans might expect from such a vulgar premise. Gold Diggers is arguably the limpest e...
Director: Bob Clark
Oof. The worst movie of one of the best years for cinema ever, 1999's Baby Geniuses was a critically panned exercise in misery. Impressively and infamously, the 2004 sequel (it's probably worth mentioning that 2004 was also an uncommonly strong year for great filmoverall) is considerably worse. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 features toddlers trying to thwart a media mogul's (Jon Voight) nefarious scheme to alter minds. A few of the noteworthy offenders in this groaner are uncanny valley effect...
Director: Roberto Benigni
2002's Pinocchio is a far cry from the 1940 Disney masterpiece - arguably the best animated movie ever. Roberto Benigni's follow-up to Oscar-winning, if divisive,Life is Beautifulcomes off as a vanity project that should have been nipped in the bud. The hero's journey of a young wooden puppet boy earning his stripes is incredibly touching when told right. However, 2002's Pinocchio has a grown man cosplaying as a child, coming off as off-putting in the extreme. Benigni's performance is questio...
Director: Kevin Connolly
It's really important to note that John Travolta has, in better films, given some of the best-loved performances in film history. It's not fair to pin this all on him. The ridiculous crime biopic Gotti is like The Godfather from a multiverse where every good filmmaking decision is replaced with a disastrous one. Gotti is a disastrous effort from actor-turned-director Kevin Connolly. Confused, comically awful, and featuring a script that makes one wrong choice after another, Gotti is a colossa...
Director: Brian Robbins
Eddie Murphy is one of the past century's most astonishing and revered comedic geniuses. However,A Thousand Words makes the fatal mistake of taking away his greatest asset as a performer: his voice. It's like hiring Channing Tatum for a dance movie where he sits in a chair for most of the runtime. A queasily family-friendly magic-realism-heavy fable in the vein of (read: ripped off of)Liar Liar, A Thousand Words is arguably Murphy's worst film ever because it completely disregards the edge an...
Director: Vic Armstrong
A few years before the Nicolas Cage renaissance with Pig, Mandy and more, the beloved, distinctly enigmatic Oscar winner was still stuck in mindless drivel like Left Behind. A mostly forgotten adaptation of the religious novels of the same name, it's a sci-fi-tinged tale that concerns the rapture and thoseleft behind. It really isn't fair to bash faith-based movies, especially because there have been many great Christian movies beloved by critics. Left Behind is boring, though, wasting an int...
Director: Éric Valette
According to the Tomatometer, this is the worst horror movie of all time. And—yeah, it sucks. The runaway success of Gore Verbinski's The Ring led to a glut of uninspired J-Horror remakes in the aughts; this is arguably the worst. Unlike countless bad horror movies, it isn't even fun-bad; it's just monotonous. You could put this on your bedroom TV to help you sleep. Based on 2003's Chakushin Ari, One Missed Call is a $20 million studio horror movie (where did that money actually go?) about a...
Director: Wych Kaosayananda
According to critics via Rotten Tomatoes, this embarrassingly incompetent cyber-espionage dumpster fire is the single worst movie ever made. World-class performers Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu are trapped in a box-office disaster that's technically an action movie but plays out like it's intentionally designed to lull us to sleep. Is Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever worth seeing? Is it so bad it's good? The answer is probably not. With one of the all-time worst movie titles, incompetent action, a l...
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The Worst Movie Ever! (stylized as THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!) is a 2011 American action comedy [1] film written, produced, directed by, and starring Glenn Berggoetz. [2] [3] [4] Plot. A suburban neighborhood is invaded by stereotypes of common horror film characters. Cast. Glenn Berggoetz as Johnny, Petey, Dr. Lars Coolman. Eileen Barker as Laduelia
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Feb 6, 2023 · Top Gun: Maverick (2022), Avengers: Endgame (2019), and Titanic (1997) each earned an A+, while Avatar (2009) and its recent sequel both got As. There are, however, some surprises on the...
