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- Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice.
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin. Funny, Life, Witty.
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. George Carlin. Nature, Philosophy, Stupid.
- Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run things.
- “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin.
- “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” ― George Carlin.
- “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” ― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
- “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.
- "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. "
- "Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. "
- "Some people see things that are and ask, 'Why?' Some people dream of things that never were and ask, 'Why not?' Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
- "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
Jun 22, 2008 · Browse the best quotes by George Carlin, a famous American comedian and satirist. Find his witty and insightful observations on life, religion, politics, and more.
- “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” – George Carlin.
- “Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.” – George Carlin.
- “Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.” – George Carlin.
- “Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.” – George Carlin.
Jul 28, 2023 · “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” – George Carlin. “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” – George Carlin. “Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.” – George Carlin. “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” – George Carlin.
May 2, 2022 · Celebrate the legacy of the late comedian George Carlin with his best inspirational quotes on various topics, from religion to politics. See how he combined wit, humor, and social commentary in his stand-up routines.
